Angus “White Lightning” Vanks

Proud Father of 7 | Alcoholic | Love Ball | Jesus Enthusiast

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@ArchibaldHanks @DirtyDanVanks @DefiantLs Wow Arch, 5:56am! Who pissed in your Cheerios this morning pal?

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@ArchibaldHanks @XPJHX1 Hell yea Archie! Glad to see someone around here knows ball! This competition might be a little better than my wheelchair basketball league, but I’m sure my game translates

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@DirtyDanVanks Good fucking morning Dan!

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@ArchibaldHanks @zacisontime @DirtyDanVanks @thomas_vanks One time I wore an outfit similar to this at recess, I didn’t see the problem, except this was a couple weeks ago and not years ago. Got put on a couple lists afterwards…

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

UPDATE: The jets got wind of Angus predicting there trade and called it off. This does somehow affect the Giants taking shadukey. Updated draft is as follows

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

Just made my mock draft for today, still considering some last minute changes. Will keep updated on any last minute swings #32for32

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@thomas_vanks @DirtyDanVanks @poperaphaell @WeeksDarnell1 @ArchibaldHanks @Leon_vanks @mikeythorny @YeezusChrist7 @JakeBerrands125 @richardeagle775 3 guarantees in life Tom, Death, Taxes, and you can’t block Angus. Only thing I’ll be meeting you at is McDonald’s after the game.

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

Keep this thug off my team. Do NOT speak this into existence.

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@DirtyDanVanks

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@DirtyDanVanks So close Dan, I can feel it!

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@DirtyDanVanks @thomas_vanks Hell yea Dan! I read this and got fired up! Then I cranked out 12 push-ups. Might not seem like a lot, but I started to quiver after 6.

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@thomas_vanks Thomas,

What in fuck is that? In my 29 rotations around the sun I’ve never seen such a device like that! If you’re looking for sex I’ve heard @ArchibaldHanks is easy.

Respectively,
Angus

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@thomas_vanks @DirtyDanVanks Thomas if you are not Thomas, then who the fuck are you??

[Dan “Dirty Dan” Vanks @DirtyDanVanks]

Penis reveal if this gets 20 likes

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@DirtyDanVanks 16 likes to go!

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@DirtyDanVanks @Leon_vanks Pro move Dan!

You are up there with the best of them!

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

Made visual on @Leon_vanks yesterday. Buddy has really let himself go since the whole “botched surgery” if you’re out there Leon, wherever you are, it’s never to late to come back to the light and get black out drunk with Angus!

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@DirtyDanVanks @Leon_vanks Stopped to get a bite to eat! My bad Dan!

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@DirtyDanVanks @Leon_vanks Saw the lighter and jumped in my car right away. I’m en route Dan! Hit my head on the sink when I splashed some water in the my face to sober up! I’m just too excited! ETA: 11:47am

[Angus “White Lightning” Vanks @AngusVanks]

@DirtyDanVanks @Leon_vanks Danny,

My door(and bottle) is always open for you!

With that being said please hurry up, I’ve started sweating profusely since I haven’t drank in a couple hours!