leon

Bouncer at a High-End bar. keep hustlin yo

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@thomas_vanks Oh no Thomas! I hope you die a virgin!

[2021 Jameis Winston @thomas_vanks]

@dom_lucre Another old ass white dude with a female non white VP… democrats fall for anything

[leon @Leon_vanks]

For anyone who can speak on this, is rape worth it?

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@DirtyDanVanks Indian food sucks ass too! Good for nothin dirty rotten fucks!

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@DirtyDanVanks @sirboggington1 Oh dirty Dan you are a dirty dog! I love it!!! I’ll piss and spit on them after you’re done

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@thomas_vanks @overtime Shut the hell up midnight.

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@CarlosBoozer69 I can’t be the only one who jerks off in this position

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@SpaceX @elonmusk Is there a way a you can turbo-charge my penis Elon?

[leon @Leon_vanks]

Todays been an off day. Had to hold myself back from committing some serious unlawful activity. I’m on edge guys someone get me a fifth!

[leon @Leon_vanks]

Leon’s good a good feeling about the rest of the day!

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@DeanDinwiddie82 I was once like these jits. Now I’m a felon!

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@DirtyDanVanks Thanks Dan, I can always count on you. Hey what do you think about an Archibald hanks gas leak? That’s would just be traumatic…

[leon @Leon_vanks]

I am FUCKED. Amputation may be necessary. Anyone got some opioids and Hennessy for a playa?

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@TheRealTwiggles First degree

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@thomas_vanks I don’t drive unless I’m fucked up. Well, I don’t drive anymore but that’s how I used to roll. It all ended when I decided to Hotwire the the parked police car at Casey’s!! Now I can never drive again

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@DirtyDanVanks I’m in a scary similar situation. News to be revealed soon!

[leon @Leon_vanks]

Going to get some X-rays done soon!

[leon @Leon_vanks]

Anyone got a line on cheap hookers? (Asking for a friend)

[leon @Leon_vanks]

Feeling rebellious right now. Who wanna go to the target parking lot and loosen up some lug nuts?

[leon @Leon_vanks]

@AngusVanks @thomas_vanks @ArchibaldHanks @DirtyDanVanks @raphknowsball I was thinking about taking out back some cattle I stole from a nearby ranch and having some BBQ??? Who’s in