halocrxck 🪽🔮

[tey ⛧ @buddiesfull]

are we actually serious

[Pop Base @PopBase]

20 years ago today, Pluto was demoted to dwarf planet status.

[somzzz⚖️ @_ajsomi]

Is the lawyer in 200 level?

[halocrxck 🪽🔮 @angxldusttt]

@oyindasdiary #deep

[T.A.C! @OderaTAC]

That mandatory hip hop set at every event where they play all I do is win win win, Young M.A, fein, sicko mode and then transition to ozeba 🤦‍♂️

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Another big brother housemate has gone to ask for voluntary exit tonight…. Even the show is boring to them too. Everybody go comot before next week make we face election squarely😭💔

[halocrxck 🪽🔮 @angxldusttt]

@feranmi_dgaf 😭😭😭

[jamie ▴ @linkkling]

"all of the sudden" "could of" i will kill you actually.

[maze ★𐚁 - saw beyoncé! @foxxyscleo]

those ai stank face barbie gifs on tiktok are so corny

[🦈 @ruvimboo]

It’s been a process shedding my naivety but I really get so angry when people catch me off guard this way

[Amanda Ilozumba @ilozumbaamanda]

Some are locking gate and jumping fence

[AstralWanderer @02ch20]

Posting ugly videos of sb on their birthday is no longer funny to me

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

loml (lesson of my life)

[fahmeedx @fahmeedx]

dealing with ppl that want to “hop on a call” for everything

[⋆˙⟡ cora @emptycrew]

fool me once? i forgive you
fool me twice? i forgive you again
fool me thrice? its ok i forgive you
fool me quadrice? i forgive y

[Amaka🦋🎀 @D_realDiamond]

"HCF and LCM"

Peak fooling

[🌿 루 @luyomii]

i like the phrases "it's not for me," "it's not my thing," and "i'm not the target audience" because they're the most concise way to express "this thing that you enjoy has merits but idgaf about it" without being aggressive

[❔❔❔ @14152651sS3xy]

in the car with family and the conversation starting to sound like it need a woke perspective

[Olu The Cipher🌚 @OluCipher]

This level of extreme superstition is exactly why religious leaders can manipulate people so easily…

Let me create a scene; So the holy spirit left the global economic crisis, inflation, and insecurity to go and negotiate with a landlord to evict you because of a tweet? Is that it? The ego you have to possess to think the universe revolves around your timeline commentary like this is insane, lol… delulu at its peak…

[C. @cichgarette]

Missionary so I can see the hate for the government in your eyes