Junkyard Cat Esq.

Just a rabid raccoon living in a civilized world

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I DO NOT want self-driving cars.
I DO NOT want humanoid robots.
I DO NOT want Al in every app I use.

I want clean water.
I want a stable climate.
I want a habitable planet.

[Junkyard Cat Esq. @anhelicaaa]

I bought tits between undergrad and law school I am ready for my reality show career

[Tyvon @w_thom1]

Kenzie reveals how she got t*ts in between clinical school because she always wanted them.

“It was not for Love Island, growing up I always wanted them. I got like 400 CCs implant”

#LoveislandusaSO8

[‎‏َ @odessaswife]

JUDE BELLINGHAM I NEED YOU TO KILL MESSI ON WEDNESDAY I AM SO SERIOUS

[Sydney Battle @SydneyBattle]

the absolute joy and enthusiasm i feel at the beginning of the men’s world cup always ends up curdling into a quiet rage by the time semifinals roll around

[🧘🏽‍♀️ @iluvt1gers]

world cup so fucking terrible they got me rooting for norway, england, switzerland……..

[Sam Block @theblockspot]

A day without the World Cup is rough.
A day without College Football is rough.
A day without the NFL is rough.
A day without the NBA is rough.
A day without the NHL is rough.

A day without all of these things is brutal.

[Jack @WorkTheSpace]

If today has taught me anything, my life is going to be really boring once the World Cup is actually over

[IcyVert @IcyVert]

Is this what drug addicts feel like when they go through withdrawal

[🐰 @sunsdial]

if these are the kind of referees we're letting in for the world cup then let me in too because i can make some bullshit up just like them

[Junkyard Cat Esq. @anhelicaaa]

Not my baby, not my fountain. Only thing I remember from torts

[JaxEsq ⚖️ ⸆⸉ @THEJaxEsq]

What’s your favorite way of saying “not my circus, not my monkeys”? I need to switch up this idiom.

[Edibela @damaprazeres]

Quem ganhar de Portugal x Espanha fica com os turísticas britânicos

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

Don’t wanna drink on a Monday but my country needs me

[⭑ meggie ⭑ @lovelymeggie]

mãe posso dormir contigo? tou com medo do jogo de portugal amanhã contra a espanha

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

They won the World Cup in heart, I literally do not care.

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

As a lifelong fan of Cabo Verde since 2 weeks ago, I know that they can eliminate Argentina 🥹

In Vozinha we trust

[Aisha @_syedaisha]

You all see me as normal but every day I ask God to have Cape Verde eliminate Argentina

[Portugal @selecaoportugal]

Juntos. ✨🤍

#VaiDarPortugal | #FIFAWorldCup

[andreia @kyl1anz]

este jogo vou ver já à frente do hospital

[Tricia @CallmePat_ricia]

Cape Verde in the name of Jesus Christ and for the sake of humanity, please eliminate Argentina from the World Cup.

[Junkyard Cat Esq. @anhelicaaa]

If I ever accidentally have children they’ll be shocked at 18 to find out a kitchen isn’t used for storage but can actually make food

[AnaBanana @femalepencil]

I can’t believe we used to have McDonalds Mondays, sushi Tuesdays, wacky Wednesdays and pizza Fridays all because my mom hated cooking.