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my thot diary

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hoes mad

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i forgot

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what did the horny frog say

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it wasn’t, maybe 2025 will be

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2024 is the year for pulling all day-ers

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i realised the extent of the size and strength difference bw me and my boyfriend today
it’s mildly jarring
but i love it

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me on caffeine is the most insanely productive entity you will ever meet in your life

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that’s 3 more than you prolly can👎

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i can do 3 chin ups 🦾

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some people in my college are so mentally deficient i want to bang their hands against the wall crack their skull open take their brain out and replace it with that of a monkey, so maybe atleast that way they’d be smarter

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i’ve pavloved myself into buying an entire pack of wheel chips fryums everytime i look at it
how to unpavlov myself and recondition my brain to drink my fucking whey instead

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what does look between -&- on your keyboard even meannnnn
what’s wrong w this world

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random girls i’ve never spoken to in my life adding both me and my boyfriend to their close friends story on ig and posting thirst traps is something i will never understand

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getting tattoos w my mom soon

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i have a locket around my neck and accutane in my system
the world is back in order

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my mom made me believe that the blr cherry blossoms bloomed for me, as my birthday present

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@riglakhanpal mine isn’t a butterfly tf it’s just a pair of wings

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if i do satisfactorily in my unis this time i will get a spine tattoo AND a piercing somewhere

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i’m not strong enough to handle mbbs unis

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my 47 year old dad wants to learn how to fly a helicopter and wants to make me learn w him, like he’s very seriously considering it
i can’t drive a scooty and i can barely drive a car but a helicopter, forsureeee

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@riglakhanpal gained a lot of muscle * mr gym boy

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my biggest achievements in 2023, ranked
4. hip thrusting 150kg for 10 reps
3. 91/100 in med school
2. learned how to suture
1. learned how to draw on winged eyeliner