shanice✨🦦

[Nas. @Nsr__7]

The condescension from Nigerian sales attendants in high end stores always makes me chuckle, both of us no fit afford am no worry. 😂

[Omo Kogi (Yagba) 🌍 @harrysone9]

If this pops up on your TL, repost it; it costs you zero naira.

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷 @dazedstunna]

tried to happy eid my way back in her life, she replied with eid spelt backwards

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

I’ll swallow sand before I say “at least he comes home to me” 😭

[YOUFOUNDFUNKY💘 @PreciousJudge5]

So because Chike slept with someone’s wife, I should cancel him. What’s my business? Am I related to the husband of the woman?

[jesse alordiah 44DB @jessealordiah]

pls wrap this UGO C Ugo brouhaha by 5pm this evening

[Brown sugar🦢 @bigmissbrownnn]

Guys pls die if you can.

[hunter @3gpmh]

i fall for lovebombing cuz it’s a valid reaction to meeting me

[TRACEY 💕 @traceyy_fw]

stop trying to seduce me with sweet words, im materialistic

[🌸Rierie 🌸 @thatgirl_rierie]

“I want to see a video of those outfits on the red carpet”

Na video be this o
#AMVCA #AMVCA12

[Akpos @AkposMalafakumo]

Where was she supposed to do it?

[T🌈🏳️‍🌈 @Ariathedoll]

Love being a young ho cos I made out with someone took an uber and got toe curling orgasms from another, now I’m cuddled up with a different person.

[Medical Hashira🩺 @SenatorDietake]

Med students in surgery rooms

[only 1 uzama @KaiUzama]

Sorry to the tech bro oh. But if he leaves his wife for cheating, what if the next wife cheats too ? Will he keep divorcing all his wives ? 🥺

This is why our parent’s generation’s marriages were lasting longer. Men prayed for their marriages.

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

they think we're joking

[Pacino @J3nnie_C]

Not even engaging in the Rihanna discourse cos it’s so disrespectful to her.

[Abeni Mrs Money @TheHabaneroChef]

Tyla fans please when did you start this your woooo woooo?

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“May you have at least one person who will love you when you are not so lovable. When you’re anxious and nervous. When you mistreat others. When you no longer crack jokes and have no more stories to tell.”

— Shorouk Mostafa Ibrahim

[Veloria 🌊 @veloriahq]

𝘋𝘰𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘦𝘷𝘴𝘬𝘺: “𝘐 𝘸𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥’𝘷𝘦 𝘨𝘪𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘭𝘥 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝘢𝘭𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘺 𝘩𝘢𝘥 𝘪𝘵.

𝘒𝘢𝘧𝘬𝘢: “𝘚𝘰 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘥 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘷𝘦, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘦 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩 𝘵𝘰 𝘮𝘢𝘬𝘦 𝘩𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘺.”

[ναηηє @iSexiGirl]

Los hombres le llaman "princess treatment"
a lo que mi mamá haría por mí un día cualquiera