ah knee uh

[ah knee uh @aniabeam1]

ive never had a problem on a day that i drink a blueberry red bull

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[wicked wigger of the west @Nick_Cerveza]

First 7 hours and 59 minutes of my job: kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill

Last 60 seconds before I clock out: 𝘓𝘪𝘧𝘦 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘩𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘸𝘢𝘺 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘳𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘪𝘵 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵 𝘭𝘰𝘯𝘨

[Natalie Would @_NatalieWould]

I'm the cunt of the litter

[Avery Edison @aedison]

today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up

[jen!! 🐞 @newyorknoshoes]

just found out that i’m always on my own

[فاتي @bbygfatz]

honestly if u look past the fact that im fucked in the head im really a lovable woman

[🥣 @oatmealfan47]

crazy how far you can walk when you’re going insane

[Anomaly @BRUIS3D_ANG3L]

Half cursed on my dads side and half haunted on my moms side

[𝔙𝔞𝔪𝔭 @bIoodFr4ak]

"are you ok" i am literally a forest fire and i am the fire and i am the forest and i am the witness watching it but thanks for asking

[g @34rths]

Post irritation clarity just hit And I am probably the worst person on earth

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

Ommmmmmm 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ ommm 🧘‍♀️ mmmm om ommmmm🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ ommmmm ommmmm omm🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️m🧘‍♀️omm 🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️ommmmommmm mmmm🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🧘‍♀️🪷🪷🪷🪷

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

engaging in small town psychological warfare

[al 🌻🦋🌙🫧🌞 @golddusthour]

and when i say i love the cowgirl aesthetic i mean in a LIBERAL and KACEY MUSGRAVES way

[Amindi @AM1ND1]

i get the opposite of hangxiety. i wake up proud of how i acted drunk. currently feeling #hangelic

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

Tuesday…Or so they Say