Nick Carter

Professional Procrastinator

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

Hey @Channel4 how come I have to sit through promos three times per episode for stuff I’m not interested despite paying for no ads?

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

Not sure if ‘Don’t have a BBQ in your garden’ qualifies for an unannounced #emergencyalert

I understand that some vulnerable people have a mobile phone hidden from abusive partners for safety reasons. I just hope that they have them turned off and are ok…

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@moi_fa Sad times… I’m sure it will be lovely if you add a shot or two of vodka..

However we have plenty of alcoholic wine chilling in the fridge just waiting to be drunk tomorrow..

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

The ship sinking at the end 🤣🤣🤣

[archivetvmusings @archivetvmus71]

7 of 1 - Another Fine Mess (22nd April 1973). Harry Norvel (Ronnie Barker) and Sydney Jefferson (Roy Castle) are devoted fans of Laurel & Hardy. So when they dress up as their comedy favourites, they remain in character throughout.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Here's Richard Tice saying if Angela Rayner had any integrity or moral decency she would resign for underpaying stamp duty by £40k.
I'm sure he will soon be making a statement calling for his own resignation after he failed to pay £100k and £91k in tax.

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@GMB @NickDixonITV That’s because fewer than 1% of people get their charger stolen at the same time… No charger = No charge

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@studio22artz Not sure why someone would go out of their way to post something so ignorant and stupid on your work..

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@SarahMillican75 Us too, I’m calling it a dry run for next week…

[Maxine Tennet @maxinetennet74]

Underage women are children. Sex with a child is rape.
Using language like ‘Sex with an underage woman’ is the epiphany of everything that is wrong with the media.
#EpsteinFiles #epstein

[Giles Coren @gilescoren]

This morning I cancelled our family holiday to America. I cannot in good conscience take my wife and children there and tell them they will be safe. The United States is no longer a place for decent people.

https://t.co/i8xQ4CxUcK

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@maxinetennet74 You look fabulous..

Not sure about Paul’s black socks though 🤣

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@SophiaMyles And chapessses !

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

FGM is not cultural… it’s evil perpetuated on women across the world. It’s vile & needs stopping

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

2025 CONSTRUCTORS' & DRIVERS' CHAMPIONS!!!! 🏆🧡

#McLaren | #ThisTeam

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@maxinetennet74 Sources close to me say that they do and will often wait for longer as they become invested..

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@maxinetennet74

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@GreggsOfficial sausage roll attracted more attention than I was expecting today..

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@SophiaMyles House special Szechuan every time..

[Nick Carter @anickcarter]

@maxinetennet74 I have succumbed…