Here's every 2026 Matt Olson "Why the fuck would you throw me a pitch like that" pimp job
15 of his 35 home runs met the minimum Pimp requirement (42.9%)
calling a 23 year old dman with 51 pts, a +18, top pair minutes, and an $8M contract through his prime “overrated” is certainly one of the opinions of all time
Yes, SHE is a female. She's also an Olympian. A Sports Illustrated Swimsuit cover model. Has a Bachelor's degree in nursing and a Master's degree in business administration. An NIRA champion, All-American and Most Outstanding Player. A gold metalist in the Pan America Games and a bronze metalist in the 2024 Summer Olympics. And most importantly in this situation, she advocates for body positivity for women/young women because fuck ass lowlifes like you exist.