yakubian desk monkey ☭

wtf is a nightcafé

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

they gonna have a field day w my twitter if i ever decided to run for an elected office

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

free top, g?

[KINGJAMESJR2002 👑 @JamesSe68514797]

FREE TOPG

[🦉Hootz🐍 🇵🇸 @YngviCom]

*realizing I've gone soft mid ride*

ah shitshitshit I'm so sorry, no no its fine I got it I just need you to lift your hips up for a sec

*grabs my snake charmers flute and proceeds to play a maybe culturally insensitive tune*

[koupé tèt boulé kay 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇭🇹 @leebbees]

they can hunt you down with ring and flock cameras and find you across state lines if you write free Palestine on a street lamp post, but they can't find who's been hanging Black people from trees in the South

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

had a dream i got stuck in a big ass airport and was being relentless followed by an autonomous baby in a stroller that had shit itself and no matter how fast i ran it would match my speed

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

spend that money man who gives a fuck

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

we deadass need to kill these people

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Elevators in condominiums and apartment buildings are being installed with coin operated elevators

Residents must pay with coins to use the elevator and be taken to their floor. If they don’t want to pay, they can instead take the stairs

These are being installed in buildings as a way to cover maintenance costs for the building. Another reason it is saves on energy and is better for the environment by making people think twice about taking short elevator trips they could walk

This is horrifying

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

@vortex_lili_ the yts

[Jeffery💕 @Palmb00ty]

My homie lost his summer fling now he walking around w a loose black beater

[Doochebag @no_one_quits]

Now we’re talking.

"Quite frankly sir, I don't think we can make America great again without hanging your CEO publicly for treason."

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

no tattoos, no piercings, holy larp

[Crocodile Dungarees @CrocodileDungri]

@minamortem Holy shit

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

@itsonlybroke type shit

[brooke @itsonlybroke]

lowkey the smell of piss in the air is elevating the experience

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

@elonmusk ur whole life has been one big larp, embarrassing

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

It's really too bad because we could have built a world where we work a little bit but mostly just hang out and have a good time but instead we got this shithole

[Orwell Day @OrwellDay]

There are zero Flock cameras in Manhattan’s wealthiest neighborhood

Flock cameras for thee but not for me? I guess the rich don't want to be monitored like common criminals by their government.

Are you mad yet?!

[yakubian desk monkey ☭ @anightcafe]

my jewish friend took birthright to israel and died of diarrhea