anika ⚔️

just a girl staging combat and building a sword collection "Monica without the m"

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

Me: I’m not a hoarder
Also me: I should keep this TI-84 Plus owners manual that I haven’t used in 6 years just in case

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Pros And Cons Of Inviting Benjamin Netanyahu To Address Congress https://t.co/h5aCOMkSIw

[rachel @rachelmillman]

absolutely love that the blink 182 submarine stepson has gone onto Instagram to say he can’t look for his dad in the ocean because he only has $100 and a “legal situation” that prevents him from getting on a plane

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

@saviaivas

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

Sometimes things work out well

[molly conger @socialistdogmom]

you probably remember this photograph. it's one of the more iconic of the awful images of the nazi torch march at UVA on august 11, 2017.
on august 12, the man in the center was elated to see himself on the cover of papers across the county.
today, i can tell you he is dead.

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

@kelly_scraps @sisterbiscuit_

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

How do I tell my dog he’s now a child of divorce

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

Still waiting for a @thegrandtour episode with all the guys in these

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

I have an IUD. if I get pregnant and can’t get an abortion I will die. That’s it. #RoeVsWade

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

Do I run? Ya when I’m drunk and I think that’s faster than walking

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

It’s 2022 can we have zoombinis island odyssey for switch

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

@marthastwrtofcl I’ll let u know bby 😘

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

@marthastwrtofcl I literally have 5 in storage if I find them you can have one

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

@marthastwrtofcl It’s a double bones day dude

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

@marthastwrtofcl Random text from you was a highlight of my night tho ✨

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

Next gen none pizza left beef

[Co D. Ranks @CRankinit69]

I’m so baked i didn’t notice that the pizza I wanted didnt add to the cart before I hit “order” so I just waited an hour and a half and payed $15 for one side of ranch dressing and nothing else

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

Netflix needs to add a quarantine mode so it doesn’t keep asking If I’m still watching. Yes. I’m still watching. As I have been all day and will continue to do so for the next two weeks.

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

Went up against my own hubris and ate dairy. Please respect my privacy in this trying time

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

You know how you get annoyed when people take to long to vote in among us? This November remember that because this actually impacts you #vote #VoteHimOut

[anika ⚔️ @anika_hanson]

@marthastwrtofcl The biggest of moods