anica(but cartman)

she/her

[anica(but cartman) @AnikanRose]

In case y’all didn’t know I’m married 🫶

[anica(but cartman) @AnikanRose]

I’m case y’all didn’t know I’m engaged 💍🥹

[anica(but cartman) @AnikanRose]

@Nilkski_ @RegionsBank Credit unions is the way to go. BofA fucked me with random fees

[anica(but cartman) @AnikanRose]

6am right now and they’re across the street setting shit off 😭😭

[alexSSN @alexSSN]

Hey man, that’s really awesome that you saved some of your 4th of July fireworks so you could set them off at noon on the 13th of July

[dolo @doloyeung]

Like many others I received a call from Mitch McConnell and during our conversation it became clear to me he has suffered a severe neurological injury. He made a series of inappropriate inquiries about my financial information and had developed a pronounced Indian accent

[dylan🇵🇸 @fountinsofwayne]

i’ve been laughing at this tiktok for years at this point, ut gets me everytime

[scoobs @scoobsluvr]

was eating chips and he brought me his doggie chip toy 😭 now we are eating chips together !!!!

[Flazefire @Flazefire]

Ugffgghhhhffffffuckkkkkk im so pregnant … im pregnant with a joke….

*Gives birth*

Oh no… the delivery was terrible…

(The baby died)

[Owain @orhunt]

whenever a pepito* post goes viral I am reminded of possibly one of my favourite tweets of all time

[вlαnc @dqveed]

At this point I think Trump is turning into a pedophile springtrap

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

the concept of wanting to kill yourself because you want to live your life so badly but you can’t

[☔ @Whotfismick]

I like using twitter because none of my friends use it

[de5ire- @_de5ire_]

this is how it feels to buy skins

[kage @sukikage_]

passive suicidal ideation is like no i won't attempt but if i got hit by a car and died that'd be nice

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

Just got off the phone with Mitch McConnell, he told me aahhh shit it’s hot fuck there’s so much fire oh god reagans here too fuckkkk

[Luiseatscomics @luiseatscomics]

My wife is so fucking funny dude