Neil Genel

IG: visualsofng

[Mike “the hammer” Blunts @BluntsMike]

Doomscrolling on Twitter instead of reels is the modern day equivalent to reading

[Lord Bebo @MyLordBebo]

🇹🇷 Turkey has the best name for a cannibal … LMAO

[katie @katefeetie]

keeping myself humble by remembering that no matter how smart I think I am, it’s still not smart enough to get off twitter

[𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 ☢ @King_Sukunaaa]

Big day for ethical vampires

[Jum @JesterJum]

If you ever used LimeWire, your knees probably make a sound when you stand up.

[Agreeable Greg @AgreeableGreg]

My unemployed neighbor with an unlimited firework budget would like to wish everyone a happy 9th of July 

[Shane Cashman @ShaneCashman]

I believe the IRS is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

In the ancient Persian Empire, men would debate ideas while sober and again while drunk

An idea had to sound good in both states to be considered acceptable

[jeje @jestJJmei]

Thirty days sober folks.
Not consecutively, but here and there over the years.
I’m estimating

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🚨 BREAKING: Pikachu has joined the anti-Erdogan uprising

[JB @Vandelay_Ind__]

Ubering home from JFK after 9 days in Europe

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Ceraunophile (noun):

A person who loves thunderstorms

[low yield lucy @picotop]

still working remote in 2025 is like being one of those Japanese soldiers who stayed in the jungle for 30 years after WWII.

[alli @sonofalli]

it’s now socially acceptable again to clap when the plane lands

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

do kids even get chased by dogs anymore? this generation don’t go thru shit

[jade💕. @PrettygirllJade]

At my funeral take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next

[Neil Genel @anilgenel]

@sevimlicerenli burda bir dram var ki 😵‍💫

[Harshit Sharma @Sharmajikaputtr]

An app called Sinkedin, where we post about our failures and fuck ups