Innocent Giraffe

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

False. https://t.co/y4gXPNZ6z3

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Every veteran who is applying for a VA housing loan will have their application canceled and denied today at 5:00 EST by President Donald Trump.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@unusual_whales Bought the bottom. See you in Valhalla.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

Donald Trump has an S-tier signature.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

Bro has never gotten to bang a trail babe and it shows

[Dissident Soaps @DissidentSoaps]

Hiking was a 95% male activity prior to the advent of social media.

I think about this a lot.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

There is only one token I am bullish on right now. That token is #NASDAFUQ. @SmallCapScience I think you know.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

Looks like someone who's excited about keeping land speculators from coming in. To be clear though, I am a fierce advocate for the free market, and if someone wants to sell their burnt up parcel because they need cash, they should be free to do so.

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

How do you interpret Gavin Newsom's body language here?

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

Elon Musk is a pussy and I would smoke him in a game of tetherball.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

Moved my couch today because I don't want to always be turning my head the same direction to look at the TV. I may be a lot of things but I can NOT be a lopsided guy.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@24Bull11 Because you're bullish on ski or bearish on normilio?

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@chumbawamba22 Normilio.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@nftbadger Any idea how to find the original of this? Where the commenter says "bink bink bink bink"?

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

Gmail search function is so poorly made I'd use almost anything else

[TaraBull @TaraBull]

BREAKING: Elon Musk says he’s creating XMail, an alternative to Gmail.

Will you use this over Google?

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

Clearly "end wokeness" is right-wing and thus (should) favor capitalism. Capitalism produced these mega-companies that have hard-left demographics. Stop whining about it. If you want something different build something good and hire conservatives.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Google: 13,168 employees donated to the Democrats in 2020. 368 to the GOP.

Apple: 4,134 employees donated to the Democrats in 2020. 276 to the GOP.

Meta: 3,958 employees donated to the Democrats in 2020. 464 to the GOP.

In 2022, a whopping 99.73% of Twitter employees donated to Democrats.

This is an existential crisis for humanity, especially now with powerful AI models constantly advancing and taking over.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@josefrakich Burning $CIRCLE on base. We'll see a lot of new people entering crypto this bull run. A ton of those people will be using coinbase. Base will be the most obvious L2 for them to use. Circle is super hot on Base rn.

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@Elliothereum @JPEGDEALERS @mark_c_web_3 @spriteclubNFT

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@TheCryptoClancy @spriteclubNFT @l3sane @ownthedoge the doge bois

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@FrenchiePunk MouseButt 🐭🍑

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@pixelord Minting mouse butt changed my life

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@709Investor Mouse butt

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@ParisBlohm @PleasrDAO And, of course to purchase #mousebutt now available on opensea

[Innocent Giraffe @animal_butt]

@ParisBlohm @PleasrDAO Congratulations! An opportunity indeed. Your first task is to shill $DOG like your life depends on it