Animal Facts

yo i know lots of useless animal facts and i love to educate. you can ask questions and I'll answer the best i can. you can also educate me!!

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yo. i think somebody asked for some facts about mod awhile ago. or maybe i dreamed it. imma do it anyway cause im in a weird mood.

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after you cut a head off a chicken: theyre body keeps moving? my moms told me stories about how the bodies keep running in circles... bleh.

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there are ant eaters the size of squirrels. they are called silky anteaters and they chill in trees n shit.

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corgis are actually a herding breed.

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sorry, but ligers and zonkeys are actually real bad. research it a bit before supporting zoos that make the hybrids :^/.

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foxes piss on hedgehogs to make them unroll before they eat them.

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hamsters cant fart or burp. if they have gas in their bodies, they fucking die bro. they die because they cant fart.

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snakes can have rear fangs. most rear fanged snakes are actually p cute. look at the western hognose.

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okay so. like. have you seen a clams 'tongue'? its actually a foot. they use it to move around.

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arabian horses have less bones then other horses? they have two less tail bones, one less rib, and one less lumbar bone.

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after praying mantises have sex, the female eats the males head. he rides and dies, dude.

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please look at the peacock spiders mating dance. ill pay you. please look at this lil fucker trying to get pussy.

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cats made 33 species of birds extinct and maybe more. cats are menaces.

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badgers are clean freaks and don't shit in their dens.

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badgers are clean freaks and don't shit in their dens.

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bees/hornets/wasps kill more people in a year then snakes, spiders, bears, alligators, and sharks combined.

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two headed snakes exist. it's just a rarity if they live past being a baby, or live past getting out of the egg.

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the bonobo monkey is the closest relative to humans and has been proven to be bisexual.

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cats have 32 ear muscles. humans have 6. cat ears could bench press our ears.

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the blobfish is blobby because of the deep sea water pressure.

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male black dragon fish don't have a digestion system. they cant eat. they have no use but to fuck girls. relateable.