lauren nelson

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

girl who always types “fragrant” instead of “flagrant”

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

one completely normal thing I’ve been doing lately is actively stressing about the mental health about my local Chief Meteorologist

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

@AywaRhiannon @fivefourpod new merch please!!!

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

proud to say that every single one of my advisors are union members, something I think few PhDs from my university can claim

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

I’ve received versions of this response when directly asking professors to join their union.

[Daniel Denvir @DanielDenvir]

I recently briefly met middle-aged Marxist professor at elite university. When the inevitable contradictions of being radical within elite academy came up he said something like: ‘there’s nothing else for us to do! We can’t go into the social movements because they don’t exist’…

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

@RaxKingIsDead the answer is so clearly Giada……….

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

is this more or less unprofessional than signing people up to the union while I’m here

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

okay but what if I read my conference paper from my phone

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

guy on the train talking about how AI is the future … idk he might be on to something

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

having a morbid confrontation with my skin/hair care regime as I pack for my first plane flight in ~5 years

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

@sanrioargento inquiring minds…

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

not sure if my propensity for weeping means I will be an okay organizer or a very bad one

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

it’s me, I just did this

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

academic will literally have their work torn to shreds by anonymous strangers in dubious faith and then, two hours later, convince themselves that this was “actually really positive”

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

bringing Adorno back from the dead so I can sit him in front of hours of TikToks with titles like “5 outfits I would wear if was a 1920s vampire”

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

shoutout to the server who asked if I was ready for “din-din” tonight

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

do I thank my therapist in my dissertation acknowledgments or

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

at every show there is that one guy who dances like the cookie monster for some reason

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

@HouserHeather @ut_english @rep_journal :’-)

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

bravely logging onto the internet every day to see if we’ve stopped saying “it’s a vibe”

[lauren nelson @animalguilt]

@sanrioargento okay but quoting “on bullshit” to use the word bullshit is the funniest thing chronicle as ever accidentally published