ANIMAL COMPARISONS

We compare Animals to.... things

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A male steller sea lion can weigh up to 2,200 Lbs and is roughly the equivalent to the weight of a fiat 500. We do not recommend trying to drive a sea lion though.

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IT’S FLAT FUCK FRIDAY. TODAY’S GATOR FACT:

The American alligator weights about 500 pounds on average. Coincidentally, a combination of 40 newborn babies and 1,600 eggs also weighs 500 pounds.

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Did you know that male sperm whales can reach a maximum of 62 feet in length? With sperm only being around 50 micrometers (0.00197 inches) long, this means that sperm whales can reach a length of around 377,665 sperm. WOW!

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The average person will walk 9 miles in IKEA. Assuming that the average blue whale is ~100 feet long, an IKEA shopper will travel the length of approximately 475 blue whales in search of the perfect ottoman.

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There are approximately 56 Billion nematodes in the world. Which is just around 7x the amount of People. That’s like, a lot of nematodes.

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Did you know that the feet of the black rhinoceros are about 9 inches long? That’s around the same size as a human head! Don’t believe it? Just put your head right next to one of their feet to find out!

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The fat-tailed gerbil is the same length as a green bean – about 4 inches – but do NOT get them confused. Gerbils do not taste very good in casserole.

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The average size of an adult raccoon is 3 feet. This means you would only need lay 1,478,400 raccoons end to end to cover the entire coastline of California.

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FUCK!!!!!!!