geoff from above 1979

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[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

🎶 I'm sorry Ms. Jackson
I am an eeeeel
Never meant to make your daughter die
I forgot I was electrified 🎶

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

More like Wrecks Ryan

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

I've been using Twitter for 19 years, and I'm only just discovering that you can go to Settings -> Account -> Deactivate Your Account

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

There’s nothing that feels exactly like a cigarette except clicking “Approve” on your own pull request

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

(He's actually pretty good and funny)

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

Motivational speaker at work and he just said "We've all dealt with adversity. And the thing with adversity is -- it sucks" He's got me locked in

[Ryan Dahl @rough__sea]

it's shocking that software engineering has transitioned to 100% AI written in such a short time.

it's more shocking that somehow we, the SWEs, are all just continuing on as if nothing happened. It writes C++ better than I ever could, but the problem of making sure it works didn't magically disappear. we are just shipping enormously more volume at higher quality.

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

@SprtsDrnk April 5, 2025 was mine

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

Finally! A new season of The Americans!

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: Nvidia, $NVDA, CEO Jensen Huang sends a company-wide email regarding his recently reported relationship with a Chinese spy.

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

Love a Saints game where when it ends I just go “ok”

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

It’ll never not be weird that the Jazz has to come to New Orleans

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

I think instead of retiring the Jackass boys should do NBA halftime shows. Put em in the mix with Red Panda and those magicians and shit

[Steve Rattner @SteveRattner]

Louisiana’s Jamie Davis lost by less than 2 points.

Yet he was the only Democratic candidate in a close Senate race to get $0 in national ad money.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

National Democrats abandoned Louisiana and Jamie Davis ran on $0. And he STILL came within 2 points of the win.

A Black farmer from the middle of NOWHERE in Tensas Parish.

[Mr. Chau @Srirachachau]

Saying nearly 160 people die a year in the reflecting pool is so funny. That's like a throwaway joke they'd do on The Simpsons about the people of Springfield

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

Yeah I would say these terms were mid

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

Sexy Marge Simpson? Oh you mean Marge Simpson?

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

If my son has to miss a Halloween because of the flu, a rainy one is a good one to miss

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

I think it’s cool that a cat you get for free costs like $700 every time you go to the vet

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

(Cops were there and everyone was fine)

[geoff from above 1979 @animatedGeoff]

Drove by a Tesla that crashed through the fence onto the golf course in City Park, which is the most “none of my business” wrecks I’ve seen