Things to say to your anxious partner:
• Sell me this relationship
• You have five (5) minutes to convince me to stay
• Stop asking me to stay
• What will you do when I leave you
• I'm gonna go stalk my ex
daily affirmations:
if he leaves me he'll get hit by a bus
if he leaves me he'll get hit by a bus
if he leaves me he'll get hit by a bus
if he leaves me he'll get hit by a bus
if he leaves me he'll get hit by a bus
if he leaves me he'll get hit by a bus