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living life

[EV @EngineeredEV]

sleeping on the couch instead of my bed.

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

That flat doggystyle position a make u bite a hole in a bihhh bonnet😭😭😭

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

9 am: i can’t wait till bedtime

10 pm: i’ve always wanted to write my own operating system

[macy 💖 @gettles]

First in my bloodline to use an API key

[yuyu⭐️ @cybxrartist]

They really will put pumpkin spice in your ass if you’re not careful

[Lord ✞ @LordofMafia_]

Ik you young if yo granny making shit like rotel, my granny only made serious shit like neck bones

[Sam Alberti @sam_alberti]

guardian cap breaks this up

[TJ Salomone @TJSalomone]

Reporter: “How confident are you in carrying this team forward?”

Jameis Winston: “One thing that I do is forgetting those that is behind… and reaching forward to what’s ahead.” (stares off into space) 😂😂😂

[gōji @stillgoji]

“the way my body responds to soft life, i knew it was meant for me”

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

"People" is doing some heavy lifting right there.

[Clizzy @Clizzord]

I hate how girls ask for shit. “You wanna….” No bitch I don’t actually.

[Damedot @1damedot]

Check her chatgpt, the bitch dumb I’m telling you

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

Cuando un AirPods se queda sin batería pero el otro sigue totalmente cargado.

[Sicksteen うちは @sicksteen_216]

Bruh if I bet you $100 and lose

Double or nothing is a way for me to get even

So next bet if I win, I don’t owe you anything

But if you win, I owe you $200

Im gonna pay you DOUBLE or NOTHING

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

Can't even ride around to clear ya mind no more cause ya tank gone be clear before ya mind is

[Alvinn 🇭🇹 @alvinnx]

you like one freaky tweet and your whole feed turn into goon central

[Kharis @kharis_micheal]

No contact with a woman means accepting that they gon tell everybody a lying ass version of the story where you’re the villain. Let them!

[Alterraun⚡ @Hockfan445]

Odell Beckham Jr.