Ashe Stiles

secretly macaroni.

[Ashe Stiles @animosityatbest]

Can you outrun a lobster? 🧐

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No one’s made me feel this unattractive in years… thanks bro. 😒

[Ashe Stiles @animosityatbest]

I prioritize the people that prioritize me. I’m too busy to convince you that I deserve to be in your life.

[Ashe Stiles @animosityatbest]

M O S S

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If I have friends, why does it feel like I’m going through everything alone? This is exhausting and I’m tired of crying by myself.

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I’m just asking you to try...

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If this relationship fails I’m getting a sugar daddy. I don’t have time to be broke, depressed, AND lonely.

[Ashe Stiles @animosityatbest]

To that guy who works at Home Depot:
Yes. I know how to use a power drill. 😒

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I’m pretty sure the kind of love I want doesn’t exist and that sucks. 🤷🏼‍♀️

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You. Can’t. Retain. Someone’s. Respect. If. You. Talk. Shit. Behind. Their. Back.

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Take care of your mental health. Take care of your mental health. Take care of your mental health.

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@KevinHart4real Both.

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So tired of getting excited for nothing. Valentines Day sucks.

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Can everyone just leave me alone today? K. Thanks.

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Fuck it’s cold outside 🥶

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Black-everything bedrooms sound amazing as long as the “everything” doesn’t include black lights.

[Ashe Stiles @animosityatbest]

“You look like you cry when someone yells at you.”

You don’t need to call me out like that, bro.

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Gyms are terrifying when you have social anxiety. 😥