steve johnson

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

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[steve johnson @animositysteve]

Hey @amazon @AmazonHelp my account - that I have had since 1998 - has been suspended for 2 weeks without cause and no one will respond to any of my repeated communications for a resolution. Can we get someone on this please?

#amazon #badcustomerservice

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[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@elonmusk, no one gives a shit.

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@TheFatPanther I don’t even use coffee grounds I just pack the espresso machine with shredded beef jerky

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@TheFatPanther What if they are real and YOU’RE the scammer 🤔

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@TheFatPanther @Moloth Oooh Geordi and his holo-girlfriend has got to be #1 most toxic, right?

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@TheFatPanther Dude I will make you such a good deal on about 100 of them

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

Netflix: Save the live action cowboy bebop - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/dvRUWiWYWe via @Change

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@Popeyes I love driving in the rain to pick up an order I paid for through the app to have the location closed. Super cool of you to take my money and not give me my food.

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

I've got soul, but I'm not a soldier.

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@Arbys that was a shitty vodka release. Site crashed multiple times and dropping inventory during checkout. Use a better partner next time that can handle scale.

[Linus LinusMediaGroup @linusgsebastian]

How to make a million dollars:

1. Make a thousand dollars
2. Do it 999 more times

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@MarkTakata You misspelled "charmingly adorable"

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

Girl at target, regarding my card: you have to have to slide it in gently
Me, a comedian: good advice for life honestly
Girl: Awkward laughter OK HAVE A GOOD DAY SIR

#flirting

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[steve johnson @animositysteve]

Pete Campbell is the most sympathetic unsympathetic character in the history it film @MadMen_AMC

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

The Law & Order episode of #Community is one of the finest episodes of television that has ever been produced for television. Television.

[steve johnson @animositysteve]

@manofmanytastes Stylish and Crocs just shouldn't be used in the same sentence