I remember telling a girl at the gas station that the man in her car should be pumping the gas . She said he was an amputee & that’s the day I learned to mind my fucking business
just got catcalled from the backseat of a passing car. i am not intimidated. they don't even let you ride shotgun. you're at best third in charge of your own friend group.
isn’t it so wild how now that im 27 we’ve all unanimously decided that it’s no longer funny to make fun of people for being close to or over 30, like phew that was a close one aha thank goodness we all made that decision together right everyone
Thinking about the time my husband took me to medieval times and I didn’t know it was rigged so I was yelling and screaming at my knight to get his shit together and at one point he looked over at our direction extremely exasperated before finally getting defeated
panicked spelling out an insurance code on the phone and said “u as in… useless” and when the receptionist read it back to me she chose umbrella. that works too
one tree hill funny as hell cuz it got me like “damn dan is dealing with the crippling guilt of murdering his [redacted] and a lifetime of regret, also i sure hope brooke doesn’t fail her calculus test”