Kim McCormick

[Kim McCormick @anishop]

Apparently being poor is genetic, my son loves bologna and thinks pants are optional. http://t.co/usjTM8I4X0

[Kim McCormick @anishop]

http://t.co/Qu0Ekkh1Jk "EYES! EYES, BABYYYYYYY!" - zombie Vanilla Ice, snacking.

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Let's hold off calling dolphins the smartest animal until they stop getting caught in nets. http://t.co/LJBIThzdHr

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http://t.co/4NiWH7nIly The ultimate comfort food: a blanket made out of grilled cheese sandwiches.

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I need a full wifi description before I can even consider coming to your home http://t.co/bZXH4WUFRa

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http://t.co/n0lLBUNWhO Always put your best foot forward. Unless you're wearing Crocs, then neither foot is your best.

[Kim McCormick @anishop]

http://t.co/3gIee6p5wC Ever have to pee SO bad that you're surprised that what comes out isn't mostly blood?

[Kim McCormick @anishop]

Happy Fourtho de Mayo. http://t.co/2OegZEkY5e

[Kim McCormick @anishop]

http://t.co/2r78G0RttB Already resenting that I have to wake up tomorrow.

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http://t.co/mfIjA93OID Never go car shopping when you're hungry for cars.

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http://t.co/bmkMSfpHls "Based on a True Story" on a movie poster basically just means "has people in it."

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I am downloading an app from Makayama. Check it out. They have cool, free apps for iPhone, Android, Windows. http://makayama.com/free.html

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Trying to figure out how twitter works