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Veni, vidi, tweti

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"My Girl" is playing on the radio and after hearing the line "I've got so much honey the bees envy me" I'm wondering if they chose to use that song for the film before or after deciding on death by bees for Thomas J. 🤔💔

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Yesterday I drove to Penrith to complete my last lyra instructor assessment and when I saw a girl throw up behind my car I just knew she was going to be in the beginner class I was about to teach 🫣 I was so right 😅😬

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Eating a jaffle/watching The Jackal

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It just came back to me that last week in hospital I asked to have a shower then a male nurse partially opened the locked door in the middle of the RAFT ward 'cause I couldn't hear what he was saying over the water. Grateful I got relocated to a bed but how is that allowed??!!

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From being told I would likely need to have surgery for appendicitis, no food for nearly 2 full days and sleeping in a dodgy recliner with a loud snorer keeping me up all night to being freshly showered and getting carted around the hospital in a wheel chair to a private room wth

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I love that the housemates trust me not to touch their stash 🤣 If I had the ingredients handy I'd make space cakes just to stop 'em ruining good potatoes this way

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Can you just not ruin prime public holiday sleep in hours and find something unproductive to do like the rest of us, ya gronk?

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I said sounded because I thought it was over but they've started it back up again *scowls*

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Uuuggghhh some halfwit has been up early vacuuming their car for over an hour on Good Friday, the droning noise sounded like a giant mosquito in my dream it woke me up 😤

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I was vaguely aware of it due to unending acoustic covers nobody could genuinely like but the father of the bride's wedding speech has just confirmed I'm at an influencer wedding

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You're sooo cute but move over

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Zelda curling up on my laptop is as good a reason as any for work to be cancelled 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Also christening my new solid hoop and whoa he spins so super fast it feels like being whizzed around in a centrifuge!!! What should I call him? It weighs 10 kilograms so I think it's a he 💗

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A little thing I've been working on for an upcoming show 💌 Commentary by Chris B, one of my fab instructors at TMA who digs my song choice/is helping me finetune timing for my routine 💃🏻

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'Twas about this time last week some hunk on a motorbike started gesturing for me to wind my window down at the traffic lights and I thought it was to tell me I'm hot but actually I forgot to put my headlights on 🤦🏻‍♀️#antivalentine

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Ordered in Nepalese and this zip lock bag soup cracked me up

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@maximumcuddles @emilycmulligan My guess from the other week was correct! 🥰 Cutest cloud ☁️

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Just trying to find a pink bodysuit for my Sling routine that isn't a G banger.. Why is that so hard 🙄

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Works for the bedroom...
And boardroom ¿‽
Great idea, Bras N Things 🥴

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The best part is I've been out of iso for < 1 hour 🙃 Thanks for the ego boost, kid 💅🏻

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What would have happened if I won the staring contest tho?