Anitah Mwende

[@Anxiety @AnxietyCEO]

نتفلكس لما يساعدك تكتب اسم الفلم بعدين يقولك انهم مايعرضونه

[☆ @deeomi_]

“Wawili tu ijae” is at close proximity with “kiasi nakupigia” which is also related to “kata nikutumie”.

Very terrible lies😂💀

[Fanzy 💫 @Ifanyima]

As a woman, it’s risky business when switching your purses. You could be leaving a whole other life in a bag & forget😭😭😭

[el ❦ @walkingcorpse00]

which part of "i need to lose weight" do i not understand

[Simon Coogi @simoncoogi]

The video we will never forget 😂😂

[Rex Ruthor, MD @rxbiu]

Love when the title of an episode is a random thing said in the episode.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

Buying groceries when I could just starve😔

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

I hope ni Kuku ama Ngombe unaongelea.

[Threat Level Midnight @__tichi__]

Hii September deals ziivane na tupate pesa mzuri, na tuwe na afya njema ✨

[bella awweewoowoaewe @heyjudere]

during

[R.🧕🏿 @rofiatbukola_]

🧍🏿‍♀️-“I want to tell you something”
Me - what’s that??
🧍🏿‍♀️- “I’ll tell you later”

[𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔬 💋 @bgftjcypsy]

"The bar months are here" you've been drinking the whole year pls...

[Nans, Esq. @nansbello]

It is 9:24pm.

[bigsock @biggersocks]

when someone holds the door from far away

[mika @mikasagrada]

eu pausando a música pra ver se o barulho estranho vem da música ou se está dentro de casa

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me: "I should have about $200 left"

Bank balance: *$4.45*

[t @tumikeleps]

The great lock-in begins tomorrow 🤞🏽

[Pricci @Pricci0]

My paranoid ass checking if I'm still muted: