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Being punished for considering the cerebellum boring in med school. #revenge

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Lizard warning. #AlternativePlague

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Let's pronounce blizzard with the accent on the wrong syllable.

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Among the Comcast Xfinity Mail Gateway's many obsessions, "bloating" seems to rank pretty highly.

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@annus_mirabilis heart-wrenchingly Shackletonian

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Embodiment is highly overrated.

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Carrion Comfort Vermouth.

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@annus_mirabilis I find that crying in the shower before work saves on tissues.

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Mr Caruso is bobcatting the HELL out of our driveway.

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There is NOWHERE that is not on top of or behind snowbanks, Wally.

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"You MUST make trash accessible. Please, do not place your trash on top of or behind snow banks." #CityOfWaltham #Catch22

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My lifelong theoretical appreciation of winter, cold and snow is being seriously challenged by actuality.

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Admit it: you're worried about the squirrels, too.

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Look closely enough and you'll find a deep connection between the anti-vax movement and iron lung futures.

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Anthropocentric argle bargle.

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The snow is kind to hermits. Nothing/no one else is.

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Every time I pass through the Comcast Xfinity mail gateway, I die a little inside.

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@Growth_News I believe your pro-marketing bot has accidentally faved my anti-marketing tweet. Or perhaps it's defected. #Bwahaha

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Au contraire, work newsletter, it is EASY to overstate the importance of marketing. #undignified #CommodifyEverything

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For your convenience, your W2 forms will be theoretically but not actually available through a byzantine and inaccessible website.