a n j a l i 🌹

she/her || polyam || pan || for legal reasons, nothing I post is true ✌🏽

[a n j a l i 🌹 @anj_rose]

To pronounce my name: Anjali; it's on-juh-lee with a hard ON

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

imagine being two weeks clean off cocaine and seeing this in the sky

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

"White girl" shocks entire comedy show

[swilly ☻ @swillysports]

throwback to when espn wouldn’t let me name my fantasy football team “saquon deez nuts” so i had to have a conversation w/ an agent

[𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘆 𝘃𝘀. @im_all_id]

There are two quantities of popcorn: not enough and what have I done

[Heisjayy 𝕏 @Jayysein]

Cheating = End of relationship. No further discussions.

[nicolas @centipxde]

good luck finding my waist

[Chanel Chanel @ChanelnotC0C0]

This proves the Simpsons are Black.

No I will not explain how or why.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I'm trying to take a nap but the nap ain't trying to take me

[Brandon @Benito_D3l_Toro]

Black n white pics been robbing us of the drip

[Dr.Sucia @dr_sucia]

Did we not just watch him do it ?????

[Alaskan Tequila @LTequila4]

Meanwhile in Alaska:

[amy from wisconsin @amyy_claire]

no problem. That’s a cloud

[Mollie Goodfellow @hansmollman]

me when I have shaved my legs: I adore to have smooth legs, like a baby dolphin

me when I have not had time to shave my legs: actually removing body hair is a tool of the patriarchy and I won’t be complicit this time round

[dennis hegstad @dennishegstad]

🤔🤔

[✦ eve ✦ @impossiblyeve]

what if instead of x it was called twitter and instead of posts they were tweets