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i have no idea how twitter works. i only got it to stalk the Dolan Twins when i was 12 years old.

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i’ll now be posting my journal entries here. no privacy for me. must share it all. i crave commentary for every move i make

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chins make me laugh

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i just realized marriage is a contract. that sucks because i hate contracts ☹️

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i was just looking back at photos from high school and i looked so sad, that shit was toxic

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a nose piercing feels like having a permanent booger

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@ashleyyalderman i LOVE YOU

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i wish being a good friend wasn’t based on responding to texts and sticking to plans, because then i will always be a bad friend

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did ya’ll know your birthday isn’t your birthday? your birthday is when someone asks you “oh how old are you?” and you have to respond with your new age... then it’s your birthday

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i don’t think there ever are answers, just options and you have to pick one

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the two things you’ll only see sketchily advertised on the side of highways: fireworks and adult shops

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i watch movies now and think everyone looks naked because they’re not wearing masks

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billie eilish has my whole heart. i’ve never been able to say that about a celebrity except for her

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i spend more time questioning the concept of time than doing something useful with my time... WAIT what time?!!!😳

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food tastes better when you eat it proudly with your mouth open in the back of the car

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sometimes i feel like everyone is deeply concerned for me but not saying anything

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pooping is the ideal form of meditation

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a girls pinterest will tell you almost everything you need to know about her

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doing 👉👉👉👈👈👈 while talking has turned into a sense of humor somehow and i dont know how i feel about it

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i know my anxiety started when my mom would leave me alone in the grocery line to grab potatoes

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STOP DATING ADULT BABIES