Anjali

[Kina🐈‍⬛🪄 @KinaMagica]

So sleeping with the Chinese gets you fired as CEO,
but sleeping with children on an island gets you elected as president.

[Tanishq @TanishqM23]

After:

2015 - Space Technology se Roads

2017 - Aloo se Sona (Gujarat)

2018 - Nali ki Gas se Chai

2018 - ₹200-a-day Pakoda Selling as Employment

2019 - Clouds se Radar ko Chakma

2019 - Digital Camera & Email in 1987-88

2024 - Main biologically paida nahi hua hoon, mujhe Parmatma ne bheja hai (non-biological)

2026 - Mobile Phone ki Screen par Mitti Rakhkar Soil Testing kar skte hain

Modi ji is back with another next level theory..🤣🤣

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

If having an affair with a woman can bring down a CEO, shouldn’t raping little girls bring down politicians and billionaires.

[ηᎥ†Ꭵղ @nkk_123]

After the famous aloo se sona remark, Vishwaguru comes with another gem, says put mitti on mobile and get instant test report.
Kitni tezi se dimaag gayab ho raha hai Saheb ka.

[Saket Gokhale @SaketGokhale]

What have we done to deserve a genius like him our PM? 😑

[Krishna Kant @kkjourno]

ब्रह्माण्ड का एक अकेला असली पप्पू 👇

"मोबाइल पर मिठ्ठी डाल दो, मिट्टी की क्वालिटी पता चल जाएगी।"

इसके पहले इन्होंने नाली पर भगोना उलट कर उसमें पाइप डालकर चाय बनाई थी।

बादलों में विमान छुपाकर रडार से बचाया था।

ईमेल के आविष्कार से पहले ईमेल भेज लिया था।

जो कैमरा था ही नहीं, उससे फोटो खींच ली थी।

स्टेशन बनने से पहले वहां चाय बेच ली थी।

जो डिग्री दुनिया में कहीं नहीं है, उसमें इनका MA है।

140 करोड़ लोगों को ऐसी ऐसी गपोड़ में उलझाने वाला यह इंसान हमारा वर्तमान और भविष्य तय कर रहा है।

[Big_viktoh @big_viktoh3]

MOBLAND
This scene deserves 8 minutes of your time, it's one of the funniest scene

[Bagira @bigcatt09]

Tom Hardy (Harry) in MobLand is fucking terrifying. Every threat feels real, every word carries menace. No shouting, no theatrics. Just pure intimidation. What a phenomenal actor .

[Ian @brodders_be]

Tom Hardy and Johnny Flynn deserve every single award they’re going to get for this series of Mobland. Sensational performances

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"Charges on UPI should be postponed to Diwali of 2047 because we will become a developed country by then."

— Ashneer Grover, Entrepreneur

[Mohit Chauhan @unmutemohit]

🚨Unreal downfall of India

1st PM🗿 14th PM🤡

[sanmeyo @oyemnassxo]

The way Harry delivered the final warning to Frankie, leaving him absolutely terrified and almost p!ssing his pants, was so satisfying yet genuinely intimidating. Tom Hardy was on another level here.

#MobLand

[Mahua Moitra @MahuaMoitra]

Adani is a Chor. But we are monkeys for letting him make monkeys of us all for so many years now. A ₹5,675 cr project revised to ₹56.75 cr so the govt gets shortchanged by over ₹225 crores. ….

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

> Bro became GM at Water Supply board
> Owns 18 acres of Land, 14 gated Flats
> Own Rs 100 Crores assets
> Spent Rs 34 Crores on daughter's wedding

All these with an average salary of Rs 80,000. Imagine the level of JOKE on taxpayers.

[Ansh @ANDHILLON_45]

Cooked 😂😂😂

[ANI @ANI]

Uttarakhand | A 15-and-a-half-year-old minor girl has been allegedly gang-raped in Haldwani, Uttarakhand. The primary accused, Dheeraj Bisht—who contested the student union elections at MBPG College, Haldwani, as a presidential candidate for the Akhil Bharatiya Vidyarthi Parishad (ABVP)—has been arrested alongside his three associates. All four accused have been taken into custody: Nainital Senior Superintendent of Police (SSP) Manjunath T.C

[Freedom Fighter @ROBERTALINDON]

Odd how having sex with mistresses can bring down a CEO. But raping children doesn't bring down a president. 🤔

[Dr. Rajeshwari Iyer @RajeshwariRW]

While paying taxes, we are all INDIANS.

While voting, we become HINDUS.

And when it comes to government schemes and benefits, we are divided into SC, ST, OBC and GENERAL.

This is the biggest scams in Indian democracy.

[Ashish Joshi @bismil_prasad]

You are part of the problem @iam_juhi .
It happens when citizens stop questioning and are in a trance .

[Congress @INCIndia]

ADANI'S LOOT EXPOSED!

Decimal-point magic turns ₹5,675 crore into just ₹56.75 crore!