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I liek parata wit mi ladiz pls

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I em a bad boi and all de girlz don wanna frenzone me :c

#4evernofrens #1stwurldproblems

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Anjek: beb i gut fired

Beb: y da?

Anjek: fur being a pervert.

Beb: whut?

Anjek: dunno why tho. Im always hard at work

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Anjek: bby u noe what gets biggur the more i see you ^^

Beb: ooh bb whut gets biggur?

Anjek: you

Beb: y u do dis da

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Anjek: mut whut you smoke

Mut: i smoke cigs n kush

Anjek: beng whut you smoke

Ahbeng: i smoke noobs in dota2

Anjek: y u do dis beng

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Dat awkward momen when u ask ur muslim fren what he/she wants to eat 4 lunch.

Selamat Hari Raya friends!

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Angmoh: anjek i didnt know you were in a movie?

Anjek: whut movie da?

Angmoh: dawn of de planut of de apes

Anjek: y u do dis angmoh

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Tambi: Anjek why u so ded on tweeter

Anjek: oh u dunno? George rr martin tweets fur me

Tambi: oh

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Anjek: Beb y u always walk in odd number groups

Beb: cos i can't even

Anjek: y u do dis

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The people getting interviewed by tabitha are always so awkward

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Can behrami even pass. Shitty passing against ecuador and now doing the same against france

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Women used to cull me ugly. Den i tuld them how much money i make. Nuw they dunt cull at all.

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Where is cesc?

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Girl are u a durian in the mrt? Cos u are finnnnnne

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There was a point in your life that your mother put you down from her arms and never carried you again #foodforthought

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Both goals preventable if there were players near the freaking posts

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@JtotheRam no idea who that is

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@JtotheRam who is anjek da then?

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Arsenal did not let it slip

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Read this tweet if u think im cute

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You're like a human ugly duckling. You're not a duckling. You're just ugly