Big Anjem Choudary

Death to the West (but dont sanction my benefits!) Parody

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I am thankful to Allah on my release for Poundstrecher- I needed a rubber ring to sit on when I got home.

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I am back bitches!

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5 years I'll be out in 2, now how to implemented Sharia in the prison?

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Looking forward to my first cock meat sandwich in jail, I hope it's halal..

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Gotta go...now where's my chastity belt? https://t.co/uYDrAUCTuY

[The Mirror @DailyMirror]

Al-Qaeda leader calls on Western Muslims to slaughter civilians in Britain http://t.co/qZ2XDH8ZCD

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I like how gullible Europe is...it's like taking candy from a baby however under Sharia the said baby would be flogged for having candy...

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20000 brothers coming in shouldn't be any bother for young girls getting taxis anymore..

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Glad to be out on bail I prefer giving not taking.. #SoreArse

[Sky News @SkyNews]

Muslim Activist Anjem Choudary Released On Bail http://t.co/pm1wL6m4Vh

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Having a blast at the firework factory...

...don't tell MI5!

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Apologises for the silence recently I have been busy with my new wives...look at those sexy behinds!

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Looks a great programme, shame they will soon be stoned to death! https://t.co/wA2a9179wg

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Q: What do you call a Muslim woman with an opinion?

A: Anything you want she's already been stoned to death.

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Q: What's the most popular kids show in the Middle East?

A: Dora the Exploder!

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Just been to a wedding, the bride looked beautiful being wheeled down the aisle in her pram.

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Just been to a wedding.

It was fantastic when everybody started clapping at the final words of the ceremony:

"You may now meet the bride."

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Documents from the Vatican show why the Catholic Church protect pedophiles

As the last time they shunned a child molester, he started Islam

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Which is an Islamic trait?

A.heading
B.heading
C.heading

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