anjum

dissociating

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

you seem so sad for a girl living through a historic new york city summer

[KIKI @leanwdafanta]

why is there no ethical way to get from Brooklyn to Queens

[c ☆ @vaporsupremacy]

I can’t believe raw vegetables and fruits are all making people sick :( I guess I have to have ice cream for dinner :( oh no :(

[SONAI ⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ @SONAIMANGO]

All my sweetness to Gracie, but her new album's whole thing of "I'm losing my mind, giving up, I don't care what happens to me" is not landing for me + I do think it's because her abs are so nice. It feels a bit faux. Like where'd you find the time in between going insane?

[javi @IAmTheVibes]

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

[maddie @madsssagascar]

“post a photo dump of you from 2016!” absolutely not. what the fuck is wrong with you

[sean @DilettanteryPod]

I hate overhead lighting - trying to mimic the holy sun should be considered sinful. The lamp is much better, mimicking the hearths of our forebears.

[🂡 @LeadNeverFoIlow]

i only get crazy about someone like once every 3 years and when it happens i literally feel like i have to go up to the mountain and seclude myself for 40 days and nights like they did in bible times

[anjum @anjumfar]

@friendzfoos Waiting for the live tweets

[Bobby Wagner @bwags]

the true american dream is finishing fifth in bar trivia and spending the rest of the night self-recriminating over the ways you could’ve finished second

[Emily | CEASEFIRENOW 🇮🇪🍉🍉 @emeraldfem_]

this obsession so many of you have with being perceived as hot and sexy in every environment is going to melt your brains and warp the way you view yourselves

[jess ⎕ @trumanpotb]

what if we kissed infront of the brat x the 1975 collab wall

[k ☆ @mayfoxed]

adam brody is the perfect romance lead and we have severely underutilized that in the last 10-15 years

[erika @yeeeerika]

how many two-factor authentications until i reach enlightenment

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

being in my mid-twenties with lots of opportunities in front of me at the most stable time in human history is the hardest thing anyone has ever had to do

[𝄢 kat @Derivakat]

i am not a passenger princess i am a passenger court jester. i must keep the driver awake, assist in navigation and tightly manage the music playlist. my hat jingles so that i may maintain my permanent front seat privileges and avoid execution.

[Rothmus 🏴 @Rothmus]

💯

[trash jones @jzux]

imagine you get to the gates of heaven and they make you download an app to go in

[anjum @anjumfar]

@friendzfoos that sounds fun