Ankara

There is no cabal.

[Ankara @Ankara23]

I'm in the running to win one of two Magic: The Gathering Bloomburrow prize packs thanks to @wellplayed_au https://t.co/XkCjPm0mSJ

[Ritchie Torres @RitchieTorres]

BIG NEWS: I am introducing a bill to require candidates to disclose under oath their employment, educational, & military history so we can punish candidates who lie to voters about their qualifications.

It will be called the Stop Another Non-Truthful Office Seeker (SANTOS) ACT.

[Ankara @Ankara23]

He slipped the surly bonds of Earth and yeeted into the face of God

[Working Class History @wrkclasshistory]

#OtD 20 Dec 1973 the Spanish fascist PM due to succeed Franco, Luis Carrero Blanco, was assassinated in Madrid. Dubbed "Spain's first astronaut" as his car was blown over a building, his death was credited by some as hastening the return to democracy

[sasha solomon @sachee]

My bedside table

[Ankara @Ankara23]

Twitter's new name is $8-chan #TwitterIsDead

[Ankara @Ankara23]

Got a new book to read #subgenius #discordian

[Ankara @Ankara23]

Throwback Thursday: grainy boot camp photo edition

[Gul Dukat @realGulDukat]

ATTENTION BAJORAN WORKERS. Going forward, anyone programming recreations of me in the holosuites without authorization will be sent to ore processing.

[Ankara @Ankara23]

Got my #SarahsScribbles game today.."Future Me Problems" Love the fuzzy blanket box and the little playmat..thanks! to @SarahCAndersen

[Ankara @Ankara23]

What's better than an all-you-can-eat Fish Fry for $12? Winning the 50/50 raffle at the end!! #SuffolkShrine #SuffolkVa

[Ankara @Ankara23]

I'm ready!!! @MST3K #MovieSign

[Ankara @Ankara23]

@rockmastermike This picture came up in Facebook memories and I had to repost it to remember this wonderful occurrence

[Ankara @Ankara23]

Fucking YAY (12May2023) https://t.co/ZskLeWzqli

[Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA]

when are people gonna learn its not about the color of a mermaid's skin but rather the amount of time its left to marinate in a pan of balsamic vinegar before cooking at 350 degrees for 15 minutes until it's golden brown then seasoned with garlic and (optional) chives

[Ankara @Ankara23]

RIP

[Ankara @Ankara23]

Purge Day has begun. #brown_note #colonoscopyprep #preciousbodilyfluids

[Ankara @Ankara23]

it begins.... #prep tomorrow will be a day of *purging*#colonoscopy

[Ankara @Ankara23]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Dee Snider🇺🇸🎤 @deesnider]

ATTENTION QANON, MAGAT FASCISTS: Every time you sing "We're Not Gonna Take It" remember it was written by a cross-dressing, libtard, tree hugging half-Jew who HATES everything you stand for. It was you and people like you that inspired every angry word of that song! SO FUCK OFF!