Ankit

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[Ankit @ankitnp]

#India
#IndiaOlympics
#Olympics2021

[Ankit @ankitnp]

Who else is watching #Olympics2021 opening ceremony!!

#Olympics
#Olympics2021

[Shiv Aroor @ShivAroor]

The full sequence from take-off to crash—final moments of Air India 171 captured on CCTV. Clear catastrophic lack of lift just seconds after liftoff.

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@ChotilaTemple **30 માર્ચ થી

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@MrElani And the same people speaks their language in foreign countries rather than common language 🫣

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@vatvatma @kumarmanish9 @narendramodi I feel we need tram/light rail network which can transport more passengers, and then feeder buses to facilitate people to travel from their home to nearby tran network.

[Security Trybe @SecurityTrybe]

« Please choose a stronger password » 😂

[Ankit @ankitnp]

Perfect example of Machine Learning 😎

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@kumarmanish9 If you watch closely, it’s Mercedes 🤪

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@IndiGo6E @Dr_AkshayBaheti People shouldn’t be surprised if @IndiGo6E charges passengers for drinking water, and toilet usage while onboarded 🤣🤣

[Ankit @ankitnp]

@IndiGo6E is really a unique airline 😉

[Akshay Baheti @Dr_AkshayBaheti]

I, my wife, & our 8 & 3 year old kids, traveling on @IndiGo6E on the same PNR, allotted 4 separate seats!! We 2 will manage,but not sure about those sitting next to the kids 😂
Indigo is indeed unique. Dont think any other airline allots separate seats to 3 year olds
@virsanghvi

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@AhmedabadPolice @sanghaviharsh @dgpgujarat @GujaratPolice @InfoGujarat There should be signals on Riverfront!

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Looks like someone hard-coded the PAN number 😆🤪😂

[Gujarat Samachar @gujratsamachar]

1 PAN પર 1 હજાર એકાઉન્ટ.., ઓળખ વિના કરોડોના વ્યવહારો, આ રીતે Paytm RBIના રડાર પર આવ્યું

#RBI #Paytm #Paymentsbank

https://t.co/hC6Gr9wd85

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

The CEO of a major Mumbai bank got his shoes polished every day from the shoeshine man at the street corner.

He would sit on a chair usually reading the Economic Times as he got his shoes polished.

One fine morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO: "What do you think of the stock market situation?"

The CEO condescendingly inquires: "Why are you so interested in this subject?"

The shoeshine man replies: "I have 200 crore rupees deposited in your bank and I am thinking about investing part of the money in the stock market"

The CEO smirkingly says: "Yeah right! What is your name?"

Shoeshine man replies: "Asaf Kutty Chacko ”

Upon returning to his bank, the bemused CEO asks the Account Manager: "Do we have a customer named *Asaf Kutty Chacko*?"

The Manager replies: “We certainly do. He is an esteemed customer! He has 200 crore rupees in his account.”
The CEO is shocked!

The next day, when getting a shoeshine, the CEO says to shoeshine man:
"Mr. Chacko, I want to invite you to be our guest-of-honour at our Board meeting next week and tell us your life story. I'm sure we will learn a lot.”

The following week, at the Board meeting, the CEO introduces shoeshine man to the board members:
"We all know Mr. Asaf Kutty Chacko, who makes our shoes shine like no one else. But he is also our valued customer with 200 crore rupees in his account.
I invited him to share his life story. I'm sure it will be inspirational.
Please, Mr. Chacko, do tell".

Asaf Kutty narrates his life story:
"I came to this state 30 years ago as a young boy from Kerala….
I wandered hungry and exhausted in search of a job without success….
Suddenly, I found a coin on the sidewalk and bought some apples….
I had two options: eat the apples to quell my hunger or start a business….
I sold the apples and bought more apples with the money….
This way I started accumulating money…
With the saved money, I managed to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started a shoe shine businesss…..
I lived frugally and didn't spend any money on fun or worldly trappings. I lived like a monk and saved every paisa I could….
After a while, I managed to buy new brushes, variety of polish and a chair so that my clients could sit comfortably….
I continued living frugally and saving all I could…
Then, a few years ago, I was able to purchase this nice corner location from another colleague who decided to retire…..

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Finally, about three months ago, my brother, who was a drug-dealer in Kochi, passed away and left me 200 crores ….”

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This is just a campaign to promote reading.
Reading stimulates the mind and imagination! So stop listening to unbelievable stories and start reading something of literary merit.

#Gyanwithsmile

Have a nice day!!!

😎😄😎😄😎

[Ankit @ankitnp]

@kumarmanish9 The question is: Does 2 wheel driver knows what is blind spot ? 😉

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@kumarmanish9 We have rules on the paper and settings under the table.

Be it Surat fire tragedy, Kankaria ride tragedy, Morbi bridge tragedy and now this one.

[Ankit @ankitnp]

Poor Cameraman 😉😉

[News Algebra @NewsAlgebraIND]

BIG BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Only five people including PM Modi, CM Yogi Adityanath, RSS chief Mohan Bhagwat, UP Governor Anandiben Patel & the Chief Priest will be present inside sanctum sanctorum or Garbha Griha during the consecration ceremony of Shri Ram idol in Ayodhya temple.

At this time, the curtains of the sanctum sanctorum will be closed.

[Ankit @ankitnp]

लगता है आज तक वाली रिपोर्टर ने भी ये पत्तागोभी खाया है 😂😂🤣🤣

[AajTak @aajtak]

पत्तागोभी खाने से दिमाग में घुस जाते हैं कीड़े?

#Cabbage #Health #ATDigital | Manisha Jha

[Ankit @ankitnp]

Hope you got the answer today 😂

[Faizan @faizannriaz]

Scoring century against new zealand in world cup isn't everyone's cup of tea.

There's no debate, Babar is so clear 🐐

[Ankit @ankitnp]

#AUSvsAFG

A spectator came to watch special match today (without ticket 😜)

#CWC2023INDIA

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@vatvatma 😂😂

[Ankit @ankitnp]

Thank god it happened at night 🤪

A happy new year in advance 😄

[9News Australia @9NewsAUS]

A collision between a car and a truck carrying more than $100,000 worth of fireworks on a major highway in Canada caused an hour-long light show for passersby. 🎇

Luckily only minor injuries were reported. #9News