Ankit Desai

🐼. Standup Comedy, Jazz & Western Classical Music Lover. @F1 Enthu. Foodie. Views Are Personal. Fu©k Cancel Culture. Trolls WILL BE 🚷. NOT A COMEDIAN.

[Ankit Desai @ankitrajdesai]

Truer. Words. Have. Never. Been. Spoken.

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

The point of modern propaganda isn't only to misinform or push an agenda. It is to exhaust your critical thinking, to annihilate truth.

[Ankit Desai @ankitrajdesai]

@neerajwriting @ED took quite some time to raid.... slipping in their chaatu duty...

[Rohini Singh @rohini_sgh]

Why did ED wait for so long to raid? A few shows have already happened. How did they allow citizens to speak truth to power for a short amount of time?

[Ankit Desai @ankitrajdesai]

@MotionWireHQ

[Ankit Desai @ankitrajdesai]

@PaigeSpiranac

[Mumbai Rains @rushikesh_agre_]

11:10 PM.. Lot of thunderings reported in Mumbai ⚡⚠️

Heavy rain possible for next few hours over Western & Central suburbs, South Mumbai overnight

Check live updates before heading office ☔
#MumbaiRains

[Madhavan Narayanan @madversity]

#Satluj is not about National vs Anti-national. It is about history in a certain period. If Kerala Story and Kashmir Files represent one view, Satluj represents another. Freedom of expression leads to social debates and conversations. The people will decide who is national and who is not, not authorities. People are the nation and they cannot decide in a vacuum.

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

WHAT IS THIS? 😭😭😭

Narendra Modi 🗣️ : "India's Republic Day is on January 26th. And 2+6 equals to 8. Indonesian President's birthday is on 17th. And 1+7 also equals to 8. This is same same"

Logic : 00%, Confidence : 100% 😂

[Kanhaiya Kumar @kanhaiyakumar]

एक का बेटा T20
दूसरे का बेटा E20
दोनों के पापा 420.

[The Hollywood Reporter India @THRIndia_]

EXCLUSIVE: After a four-year clash with censors and 127 demanded cuts, #HoneyTrehan details the covert plan that let #DiljitDosanjh’s #Satluj bypass theatres and drop on #ZEE5 — only to be yanked offline hours later.

Read the feature by @JustinJRao.
https://t.co/tG4Td7jZs1

[Ankit Desai @ankitrajdesai]

@Glowreyahupdate

[Mumbai Rains @rushikesh_agre_]

11:15 AM - 🚨 मुंबई, ठाणे & पालघर!
Next 6-8 hours crucial

More heavy to intense spell of #MumbaiRains possible throughout the afternoon which will cause major travel disruption over Mumbai

Wind gusts will also stay above 80 km/hr

Stay wherever you are. Situation seems to get better by evening/late night looking at the models. No respite till then. Avoid travelling throughout the city.

[Ankit Desai @ankitrajdesai]

@Finance_Bareek @jammypants4 Then why does the BJP Govt. lead board censor it ?? it will help expose Congress only, no ???

[PunsterX @PunsterX]

People made fun of AIIMS Darbhanga. But at least AIIMS Darbhanga has a gate back then.

This hospital in Indore exits only on paper. It has doctors and other staff– all receiving monthly salaries.

But not a single brick has been laid.

[Rana Ayyub @RanaAyyub]

Cowards strike again. Within 24 hours, Satluj/ Punjab 95 has been taken down from ZEE5. This is the state of free expression in India. Films that spread hate/ propaganda are made tax free while films that expose the reality are banned. Welcome to the world’s largest democracy

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Cute to see people questioning random ministers and champats for various ongoing scams and deliberate anti-nation policies as if the real voldemort (who even micromanages his candid photos) is not only powerless but also clueless about these failures.

[Mumbai Rains @rushikesh_agre_]

Critical 36 Hours for Mumbai

In view of the forecast for heavy rainfall & stormy winds, suburb wise #MumbaiRains updates will be posted every 2 hours.

Enable notifications to receive timely alerts & share this page with fellow Mumbaikars.

Stay alert.
Stay safe, Mumbai.

[Vishal Bhargava @VishalBhargava5]

Don't listen to the fake sympathy that Mumbai's politicians are showing over the deaths linked to the monsoon.
See what they are doing.
The latest: Grab of Football Ground in Bandra. To replace it with a concrete structure.
When you view a city for plunder, this is what happens

[Ankit Desai @ankitrajdesai]

@PaigeSpiranac

[राष्ट्रभाषा | National Language @Rashtrabhasha_]

आदरणीय पंतप्रधान श्री नरेंद्र मोदी यांच्या आशीर्वादाने आणि इन्फ्रामॅन देवेंद्र फडणवीस यांच्या नेतृत्वाखाली व ज्येष्ठ सिव्हिल इंजिनियर अतुल भातखळ साहेब यांच्या मार्गदर्शनातून भाजपने बांधला गतीरोधक.

जगभरातून कौतुकाचा वर्षाव, जळणारे जळत रहा!

चित्रफित सौजन्य: @MHKaryakarta

[Mumbai Rains @rushikesh_agre_]

ALERT 🚨 HIGH ALERT FOR ENTIRE MUMBAI NEXT 24-36 HOURS

The most dangerous phase of this spell is likely just beginning.

A vortex is expected to develop north of Mumbai-Palghar, with a powerful moisture surge expected to fuel extremely heavy #MumbaiRains over the next 24–36 hours 🔴

Rain intensity is expected to increase further from tonight with the most intense period likely after midnight. Accumulation at isolated places should be around 300-350mm rain in next 24 hours.

Stay away from low lying areas, flooded roads and unnecessary movement.

This is a spell to take seriously ⛈️