xandemic baby

[xandemic baby @anklebiiiter]

@ReignOfPride The mutant who’s main power is teleportation and she just stands there?? Oh they’ll pay for this

[miia @miiagarro]

soon as i become an adult mfs wanna have this hunger games ass government

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

one of my earliest memories of a mother birth

[illwill @79illwill]

Been waiting on the right opportunity to post this 😂

[Ms.Ifss♡ @_ifssss]

i used a man’s body wash this morning and i have already lied 6 times.

[☆ tease｡✿.｡ @baebyfaceds]

Babies when you don’t hold their head:

[kiki swamp 🇵🇸 @itspineconexo]

if anyone misses this stupid fucking video now that i've taken down the banger tweet, here you go.

[caitie delaney @caitiedelaney]

If the take is anything besides “we live in a society that’s normalizing surveillance culture and rewarding freaks for invading people’s privacy so we fight it less when our government does it” I’m not interested

[ROYALE @royalepains]

I was calling hoes old at 30 … my bad yall like I am truly sorry 😭

["IVY" @OPENSORECH0RUS]

Being the Only One that Does Dishes in ur house will Twist ur Mental Images of your roommates into something Ugly and Inhuman

[iloveyourmummyjsyk @g4na_xo]

to the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you

[phlip @MrPerfectPhilip]

Apparently, you’re not supposed to comment “nightmare blunt rotation” on your ex’s Instagram with a picture of her husband and new baby

[𝒮𝑢𝒮𝑢 @FAIRYYG0RE]

no condom forever! or whatever black panther said

[mason⸆⸉ 🌊☁️ | petal 7.31 @portofino_view]

why is dick van dyke an acceptable name but pussy van faggot isn’t

[lightskin telepathy @ShalonOglevee]

I never seen so many regular people talk about the impact a retrograde had on them like this one did

[Georgina Rose 🌌 @daatdarling]

This mercury retrograde was actually so evil, the worst one we’ve experienced in a long time.

[★ juliet‼️ @ratgirldingus]

superhero movie costumes need to look less like tactical gear and more like they were designed by a gay guy

[Holekage of the Hidden Bussy Village ꕤ @CAdreamboy]

The X-Men while Charles Xavier gets killed for the fifth time in Avengers: Doomsday

[Bryheim @Bryheim3]

Cristóbal Balenciaga, was gay
Christian Louboutin is gay.
Marc Jacobs is gay.
Yves Saint Laurent is gay.
Tom Ford is gay.
Gianni Versace was gay.
Christian Dior was gay.
Alexander McQueen… gay.

But yall so homophobic huh…?