amy

• i live tweet sports & talk shit •

[🍹 Princess Consuela Banana-Hammock @kimmie_c_]

Finally listened to the Shane Gillis monologue. Women. If THIS is what's gonna send you into a days long tizzy, you're in for a very hard life.

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[Joe 🦅 @Joexor]

Eagles haven't won a game since DHS used that Brian Dawkins edit...

[Ed Rose @ESRosebud]

He tweeting from the locker room

[amy @anmck27]

got to the bar at 6am for the 3 & out specialty

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

He’s not giving you $5K after the midterms you fucking idiots.

[jimmy changa ✌️ @sultanwaystar]

source: the camera

[🩻spooky yamacookie⛓️👻 @BoyslnBIue]

yeah my eyes told me the same thing you're not special

[ag @a13cbruins]

Remember these type of folks were living it up for years and now they’re crying the sport is ruined LMAOOOOOO

[temporary lady brewers @ladyredsoxxx]

so tired of this debate. if i catch a ball at a game FUUUUCK them kids it's going home with me

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

THE DODGERS ARE HEADING BACK TO THE NLCS

ANDY PAGES HAD THE GAME-WINNING HIT

THE BULLPEN SHUT THINGS DOWN

SEE YOU ON SUNDAY

[DΛVΣ @DoyersDave]

No way!! Look at what De Paula was holding before the Max Muncy bomb! @PinQu33n
#Dodgers

[amy @anmck27]

tanner scott please don’t piss me off

[amy @anmck27]

edwin diaz i fucking SWEAR

[Zach Ertz @ZERTZ_86]

Every step of the way

🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼

[P @patronafterdark]

No girl wants a guy 0-4 in fantasy

[Jason Kelce @JasonKelce]

Lane Johnson is a special player, but more importantly a special person! I love him like a brother!

For the past decade, Lane has been the best Right tackle in the NFL. His athleticism, technique, strength, and size, combined to make him a player few could get around. His pass set and movements looked more like an art than someone who punched people for a living. It was a pure joy to watch him play for all these years, but even more so, it was a pure joy to be his friend. Lane could make me laugh, cry, and smile all in a matter of hours. In the meeting room cracking jokes, in his car listening to country music lyrics, at the cafeteria talking about life, I cherish the memories, they give me so much joy. Congratulations on retirement, I loved ever second of watching you play, and am proud that I got to share the field with you @LaneJohnson65

[Blake Harris @BlakeHHarris]

HIS NAME IS MR. OCTOBER

[amy @anmck27]

HAPPY KIKTOBERRRRRR