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tweeting random thoughts going through my head

[A L E X @anmilton4]

PSA: always spay and neuter your animals!!!!! if you don’t you probably shouldn’t own one in the first place

[Chris @citehchris]

can you die from a lack of being called big dawg

[Owl @OwlHouseIsGreat]

still no issue with people literally dying in school shootings but god forbid someone goes by they/them

[luck @johnwells__]

you stupid fucks complained about a demented 80 year old man being president for 4 years then elected a demented 78 year old man to be president.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

got my sticker!!!!

[W.E.B. DaBoi @Tyre_94]

“Kamala is going to raise taxes”

Buddy you make 50k a year, she is NOT talking about you lmao

[✭ 🅑🅤🅑🅑🅐 ✭ @BubbatheOG]

Why does it feel like the whole country is waiting for a STD test result?

[larry davids mistress @b1gdumb1diott]

just caught a fish. I take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about the men on hinge who post with fish because this shit is electric

[@dfarecs @lethalrejection]

me when the group chat doesn't respond to "what are we doing this weekend"

[Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo]

This weather is so inconsistent, it's giving men.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

but it's me who needs to drink out of a soggy paper straw to reduce my carbon footprint

[Chris @citehchris]

is the tatted up bartender the love of my life or just doing their job

[maybe: clare @clur19]

everything I learned about being a neighbor I learned from her