Ann

[ャ @oyayiguagram]

Went to buy Dangote salt today and they asked me to pay

[Ògánìjà Ekùn @preach_peace_]

POV: What do you do for a living?
ME: I co-own Dangote Refinery

[thegirl_Zora_🌞❤️ @1am_aube]

So basically every author is a #1 new york times bestseller? nobody is coming second?

[Solo @solokel24]

instagram be making sure the next story is the person you tryna avoid😭😭

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

Knowing how to cook and knowing how to cook large batches of food for a lot of people is two completely different skill sets

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

Invest in your nakedness.

[𝔻𝕒𝕟. @fwdaniels]

when you spent money like there’s no tomorrow & now it’s tomorrow

[David @NopContext]

El paracetamol viendo todo el dolor que llevo dentro:

[sugar spice⁷🪩 @mninenye]

My mother talking down on women for not wanting to have kids but the enemy is closer than she thinks

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[dannica @dannarebb]

a reminder to live like Dolly Parton: be kind to people, and showcase your large breasts. ❤️

[Sarah @queseraahh]

Les gars je vais jamais quitter ce réseau

[Bardi O🐦‍⬛ @bardiganglover]

Me when I tried telling a joke and no one laughed

[the life of a gay @lauuberofc]

El cajero y yo luego de pelear por un descuento para que al final tarjeta este sin saldo

[ceroambiente 💚+🧡+ 🇵🇸 @SuperNariz]

Hice un screenshot de una conversación y se la mandé a la persona que screenshoteee

[RubenPrez @RubenPrez]

Cuando estás recuperando la clave que se te olvidó y te sale "no puedes cambiar la contraseña por la misma contraseña que ya tienes"

[Luca? @lucaosas]

Me coming home and going straight to the mirror to see if I was ugly or not

[Matteo 🍐🍐 @MattePir92]

Quando sono alla cassa automatica del supermercato ed aspetto l’intervento di un dipendente perché l’ho bloccata

[. @23meeeryy]

me tuve que poner a fumar en el ikea para que m echaran, no encontraba la salida

[Kiarie @KiarieWaNjenga]

😂😂😂We have never been the same since the covid vaccines