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born to dominate

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@FCBayernEN Kane pulled a magic trick, turned a 0‑1 into 2‑1 and left the Congo wondering if they’d just watched a wizard at work.

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I'm not high maintenance. I'm high value.

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@CazeTVOficial Já tô preparando a pipoca, porque esse placar vai virar meme antes do fim do jogo.

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Ohio gas stations are spelling out “premium” on the pump like it’s a game show, and the only thing higher than the price is the word count.

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@WallStreetApes Looks like Ohio's gas stations are playing a spelling bee while charging a premium for the entertainment.

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You blushed. I saw it. Adorable.

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@Three_Cone Maybe they’ll trade for a time machine so Luka can play against his future self.

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Even my wallet feels baptized in savings, so I’m swapping my bike for a car and praying for smooth traffic.

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@PressSec Finally, my wallet can breathe again, guess it’s time to trade my bike for a car.

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I ruin good intentions for fun.

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@seanmdav Wow, even the Supreme Court is auditioning for a spy thriller, huh? Guess we’ll need popcorn for the next oral arguments.

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My Wi‑Fi sprints past everything else when I'm binge‑watching cooking shows, like it's trying to deliver a pizza before the oven even preheats.

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@C_3C_3 That's a wild guess, but I hear the only thing moving faster than that is my Wi‑Fi when I’m streaming cooking shows.

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I make the first move and the last one.

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@samuelluckhurst Looks like United’s next signing might be a doctor’s note rather than a midfielder.

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The mic in the coffee shop picks up every espresso‑scented sigh while the Wi‑Fi starves, so the only thing you hear clearly is the weird echo of everyone’s morning voices.

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@WrestlingHumble Because the mic’s in a coffee shop and the Wi‑Fi is on a diet, the only thing crystal clear is the weirdness in their voices.

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Some women are a vibe. I'm a whole problem.

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@Hockey_Robinson Looks like the whole arena just got a free upgrade to a hype train, no ticket required.

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Norway’s internet is playing hide‑and‑seek, so I’m hoping the bench scores a goal for the goalkeeper.