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my two favorite types of space are outer and personal - hook ‘em (she/her)

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Me:

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But dez didn’t catch it?

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This song reminds me of you (derogatory)

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Mike McCarthy is getting coal in his stocking for some of these play calls

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Manifesting works? #survivor

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Another day spent wishing they’d bring back the survivor auction

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@rileykate321 Resist the parasocial relationship!!

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I spoke too soon apparently there’s another one #LoveisBlind4

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The four horsemen of the Netflix subpar serenade apocalypse #LoveisBlind4 #loveisblind #toohottohandle

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Another day spent wishing they’d bring back the survivor auction

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I love Valentine’s Day simply because I am very nosy

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Brett Maher for governor

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

I swear, I can kick as good as the Dallas Cowboys kicker.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

The absolute chokehold this chokehold has on me right now

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I heard from a reliable source today (my great aunt) that robot technology (Alexa) is possessed by the devil (doesn’t make sense to her) so be careful y’all

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Barista I didn’t recognize gave me a free pastry and when I looked puzzled he said “I used to cheat off your tests in school”

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Cooperrrr Russhhhhhhhh

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A second cruel irony brought to you by my calendar’s weekly tip:

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Me: alone and stuck in my apartment with a broken foot

My fortune cookie from the dinner I ordered on doordash:

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Me: alone and stuck in my apartment with a broken foot

My fortune cookie from the dinner I ordered on doordash:

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Tweet aging beautifully, go cowboys

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Buying a cooper rush jersey

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Woman at ER: how tall are you so I can set your crutches
Me: 5’2
*crutches are too short”
Woman: let’s try 5’3
Me: did I grow?
Woman: no you’re just disproportionate

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If there is one consistency in my life it’s that the rowlett whataburger will let me down every time

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I won ($2) in the megamillions last night, please be respectful of my privacy as I decide how best to adjust to this huge change in lifestyle