I’m an immigrant who’s lived and worked in the UK for 16 years. I have a North American accent and I’m white.
I’ve never once been told to ‘go back’ to my ‘shithole country’ or to ‘stop stealing jobs from British people’.
You’re not concerned about immigration. You’re racist.
I'm allergic to cats and dogs but if I go long enough without symptoms, I start to think pet allergies are propaganda circulated by Big Depression so last night I pet a beautiful dog named T-Bone and now when I inhale my chest rattles like popcorn in the microwave
If you have to add mad amounts of strawberry syrup to it just to drink it, you don’t like it sorry (yes I’m talking about matcha, and no I don’t like it cos it tastes of earth and ass)
Do not invite me over to your house if you only use the big light. Everyone knows that the big light is a vibe killer, give me side light ambience or I'm not coming.
everyone I know finishes work on Friday for Christmas, not me of course but the SMUGNESS I will feel when I finish work on NYE until the 12th of Jan… who’s the real winner here? (It’s me, since I don’t work bank holidays anyway)
spent a grand total of £15 at my Xmas do because we put wine on the table but then i came home and decided I absolutely needed 5 capybara plushies on offer so spent £45 for no reason. upset and ashamed
- unable to even leave the house or even reach things within my own home due to the pain. I am completely useless in this state. Sorry to dump on the tl but I am so worried that there might come a time where this is a permanent state. I could not be more medicated -