Anna Samuelson

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

@JuniorFreebird A truee bop but “Get in the car, don’t touch nothin” always got me mad. My girl can’t even crack a window?

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

@Brandazzle @ninadombalagian beware of paper cahhhhtts!

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

@ninadombalagian Lol I read this fast and thought you said advertising and I was like OFC he'd end his term by putting up a billboard on the WH lawn...
Somehow the reality seems less likely than my scenario tho

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

@disasterballet @Kristen_Arnett Nick Miller trying to bargain for the bar (lacking money and Kieran Culkin’s mouth) comes back with “How about Owen Wilson’s nose?” Flawless delivery, pops into my head once a week at least.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

No more Muslim ban
No more refugee ban
No more family separation
No more leaving global climate agreements or the World Health Organization.

Hard road ahead but there will be some big, meaningful wins right away.

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

@ninadombalagian Did you have to?.. In the middle of my work day?

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

@ninadombalagian Idk if this was intentional but either way I’m really appreciating you spelling it Turmp

[Ilyse Hogue @ilyseh]

A whistleblower at ICE today exposed that mass hysterectomies are being performed on detained immigrants. If it sounds like a horror show, that's because it is. Gender oppression has a direct correlation with authoritarianism. This is beyond. The vicious cruelty is staggering.

[baby jake @jakehonig]

Please don't buy books about structural racism from Amazon

[SHIMEN @shimen_k]

Because who in the bay isn’t laying in bed in their post-panic-attack looking at #earthquake tweets.

[ella dawson @brosandprose]

THE WHITE HOUSE PRESS SECRETARY DOESN'T KNOW THAT THE ONION IS SATIRE. AND JUST RETWEETED THEM MOCKING HIM.

[Sarah Pinsker @SarahPinsker]

Hello and welcome to "What is My Senator Saying About the #MuslimBan?" Apologies for any mistakes, but here goes (alphabetical):

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

the bravest thing i know how to do is pretend, in front of everybody at the table, that i don't want dessert at a restaurant

[Jeffrey Wright 🥜 @jfreewright]

May the election of Trump bring forth the fiercest, smartest, toughest generation of ass-kicking women this country could possibly imagine.

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

@ninadombalagian 🙋🏼

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

@efenimore160 woww. So many misogynistic assumptions and layers of stupidity in so few sentences.

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

Not sure how when I booked a 6am flight I didn't realize that meant I had to wake up at 3.. That was so mean of me.

[Anna Samuelson @annaTes17]

See! Cutie.