Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.
when he was 13, a mormon youth group leader told benson boone that you could defeat your homosexual urges by doing one million front flips and he’s almost there. he’s so close.
“are you drinking cranberry juice because you have a uti?”
it’s sad that in todays society a girl can’t enjoy a tart beverage made from an innocent fruit filled with antioxidants without being accused of something wrong with her. also yeah i have a uti