Anna Albert

striving disciple. failing daily & trying again @mission_impulse

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

ADOM :: Haitian-American: ‘We can't forget about this’ https://t.co/SFwXSYumHK

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

I saw a man walking into the store with an empty container of detergent, I assume to make sure he buys the right one. I want to call this a life hack but I think it might be a husband hack.

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

@JCullityNews @BostonFire Which church is this?

[MissionaryImpulse @Mission_impulse]

Here’s your annual reminder that if palms became swords, necklaces, or baby toys at church this morning, then your kids are acting their age, being creative and keeping themselves engaged. Be careful with the necklace one though 😂 #palmsunday #domesticchurch #gentleparenting

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

Gaslighting is a company’s “on hold” recording thanking me for my patience after 2 hours on hold and 2 weeks of no response to voicemails.

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

Gaslighting is the medical supply company’s “on hold” recording thanking me for my patience after 2 hours on hold and 2 weeks of no response to voicemails.

@ThriveSPCTweets

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Is the Lebron/Jordan GOAT convo still relevant?

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

Anyone else mad @Delta got rid of the word scramble game 😆???

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

You know you’re old when you use the word videotape. Not sure anyone in the room knew what I meant 😆

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

Am I the only person who doesn’t like snow being synonymous with a Christmas in songs?

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

I have the best dentist—they let me be seen today even tho I had the baby with me and then let me reschedule all 4 other kids at the same time last minute.

[Eka Bakie @EkaBakie]

Don’t forget to leave cookies out for Earth, Wind, & Fire tonight

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

@goodfoodgal You mean the brain tickle

[Ken Armstrong @bykenarmstrong]

Three police officers went to an *elementary* school in Tennessee & arrested four Black girls.

One girl fell to her knees. Another threw up. Police handcuffed the youngest, an 8 yo with pigtails.

Their supposed crime? Watching some boys fight — and not stopping them. (THREAD)

[Ken Armstrong @bykenarmstrong]

14/ One commissioner, who used to work in a post office, came up with the charge of “criminal responsibility for conduct of another.”

The problem? There’s no such charge.

These kids were charged with a crime that doesn’t exist.
https://t.co/WVuV8y43Ey

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

Our 5 year old: “I don’t want to go to Heaven and want to stay here forever because I will miss Chik-Fil-A.

Me: the food in heaven is better than Chil-Fil-A.

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

@ikendolo @fly2ohare Lol

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

@kciolane @treyfrey Nvm just saw your update!

[Anna Albert @anna_albert6]

@kciolane @treyfrey I’m so sorry. I know priests who would not say no to that but I imagine they are not nearby. Where are you located??