Anna Mastenbrook

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

The “ping my iphone” feature on the Apple Watch is seriously underrated

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

I see you @TitosVodka marketing to all those baby-wearing mama’s 😉

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

I can’t believe my face as the audacity to breakout on my birthday week. Like, you’re turning 26, GROW THE FUCK UP!!

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

Ya ever had a resting bitch personality without the resting bitch face?

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

⁦@Cptstratton⁩

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

I thing it should be mandatory for all Airbnb’s to provide a fan in each room

[Jenna Drenten, PhD @jennadrenten]

A woman used Tinder to orchestrate her own bootleg, pop-up version of The Bachelorette. What a time to be alive.

(Side note: The best part of this thread is the phrase “fallopian fortitude” and I’m mad I didn’t think of it.)

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

I wish that dogs could wave back

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

@Herber111 “I had a mistake in my brain” 😂

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

Have you ever met an Aaron that you didn’t like?

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

Uber rides: the only time no one wants shotgun.

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

Am I the only person in America that didn’t cry during ‘This is Us’?

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

When I was 8 my sister made me a shoebox covered with pics of JT 😂

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

I only got my twitter back so @Cptstratton can tag me in wiener dog posts

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

Excited to finally try out my #breezyvoxbox @influenster #contest

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

Can't wait to try my new products from my @Lancôme VoxBox from @influenster #LookMeInMyLashes #contest

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

Can't wait to try out the products from my new Lancôme VoxBox!

[Anna Mastenbrook @anna_always_]

Matte lipstick ❤️