anna elaine

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Throwing a Don’t Kill Yourself Dinner Party where everyone brings a dish so delicious that we remember why life is worth living

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Your chances of being hunted by a turkey are low, but never zero.

[Dooo @The_Dooo]

You’re telling me a crab gooned in this rag

[The Ginger Swindler @lilydsmith]

if RFK bans diet coke, i will make jan 6 look like a girl scout meeting.

[4:44 @leliibaby]

honestly the whole point of getting a job is so you can buy your girlfriend whatever she wants

[just ed @EddyWeddyNeddy]

Just tried coconut water. I’m literally begging you guys to stop lying to me

[shar @sharloola]

you’ll be having a good day and then someone your age says they’re buying a house

[anna elaine @anna_bahama]

I want this tatted

[🎨 TORE & CHILI 🐈 @ohitore]

heavy is the crab that ran the goon

[Andrew Egger @EggerDC]

I feel like Kyle Rittenhouse of all people should have a healthy appreciation for our jury system.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

There should be an Oktoberfest for Diet Coke

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[anna elaine @anna_bahama]

@Delta I am now rounding the corner of spending 24 hours in various airports due to missed connections and delayed flights. Was offered a meal ticket of $15 that all restaurants in ATL won’t accept. I thought delta was supposed to be the good airline? #delta #disappointed

[lethally blonde @edmphobia]

when I say I got that dawg in me this is what I mean

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m cutting back on water so i can focus on diet coke

[Tig Notaro @TigNotaro]

Kronk from The Emperor's New Groove would absolutely CLEAN HOUSE as a Love Island contestant.