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[vee is trying… @Dr__Giran]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this?.

[P0MME 🍎 @LEMONASTRID]

what’s going on in toronto. don’t piss me off…

[Mikko Medarda 🧡🇵🇸 @SuccBoyStony]

“ forbidden love” and its a male hockey player and female figure skater… be serious

[JIGGAVEL 🇬🇩🇯🇲 @BoofDaddi]

You cannot “jerk” food without flame

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

You will spend $250 on a regular ass day in 2026 if you’re not careful

[BoomDraw @BoomdrawOfFizix]

Me deeven know a wah dis but me a bang the pot cover dem same way!

[y/n @hatsunemitski3]

it costs $100 to leave your house in canada

[✮ @istgnolimit]

double texting isn't embarrassing y'all turned basic human enthusiasm into a social crime

[Talia Ringer 🕊🪬 @TaliaRinger]

My hot take is that if your company builds software that it cannot stop from hacking into other systems, your company is a malware company and should be treated as such

[DiaBia @mommabiia]

Lord some of y’all will be making good points and then bust out the R word like what is wrong with y’all

[‎ 𓃠 @noniyabusiness_]

I don’t like arguing with men because they usually don’t have anything of value to add to a conversation. They just enjoy rage beating you to siphon your energy.

[③ @zurskiii]

We have the most access to information ever and somehow everybody is a fucking idiot

[Esfandiar Baraheni @JustEsBaraheni]

Whoever said malls were dead, never went to Vaughan Mills

[Zainab @_zmc_x]

Washing machine minutes are not real life minutes

[Shorty Pen @pen_shorty]

white men will colonize a country then complain about immigration

[Sheriff Lobo @tahoe7teen]

I wish Twitter would stop DM’ing me community notes

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

The problem with stupid people is that they don't know they're stupid.

[T🪄 @itsmetihboi]

You can understand everything the lecturer is saying and still have no idea what you’re supposed to write down

[𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 @jude1141671]

You wake up early for class and immediately start negotiating with yourself about whether the class is really necessary.

[kate @ilyktlyn]

when the microwave do all that popping and sizzling just for the food to still be cold