Anna Carda

it's always somethin

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

They made every American kid from 5-18 pledge allegiance "with liberty and justice for all" and now the establishment is mad that most people (who aren't braindead pedo worshipers) are demanding liberty and justice for all.

[Dominic Beaudry @DhkBeau]

In Ojibwe our word for buffalo is bezhiki (be-zhi-ki). Also translates to one with earth or the earth appears to move as one.

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

Happy Earth Day.

[Nateinthewild | Nate Luebbe @nateinthewild]

If u want to defund this ur a little bitch

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Marlene cooked with this one.

[Interesting things @awkwardgoogle]

Just in case you’re having a bad day, remember this is how they weigh koalas 😍

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Molly. She was finally found a week after her human fell down a 180-foot waterfall while hiking together in New Zealand. Her human was badly injured and rescued by helicopter, but Molly was missing. A week later, Molly was found at the base of the waterfall and reunited with her human. 14/10

[shayla @callmeMaharani]

Just to be clear, we already have free data centers. They are called libraries.

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

@nicksortor It's ugly. Hate has no place in MN.

[Miles Commodore @miles_commodore]

When you talk about the great leaders of all time, this guy never gets mentioned. He’s underrated.

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

Silent auctions are awesome.

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

I love a good raffle.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

I honestly believe this is one of the biggest mysteries there is, Orcas are the most efficient predators on earth, yet they have never attacked us in the wild. They know something we don’t.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

‘Booty’ and ‘butt’ are synonyms.

‘Call’ and ‘dial’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘booty call’ and a ‘butt dial’ are VERY different things.

[Oregon Zoo @OregonZoo]

Walk cutely and carry a big stick

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

If you're from the midwest and you meet a fellow midwest person you must say:
"Oh yeah? Where about?"
They answer.
You nod.
I dont write the rules. I adhere.

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

Nelly called. He wants his bandaid back.

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

Plant Flowers. Grow a victory garden. Fill your surroundings with things that make you feel happy.

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

@abaroftheirown @stickermule Fuzzy Loon Designs

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

How do you select your news? I go for the meteorologists.

[Anna Carda @anna_carda]

Nothing floats my boat like a rootbeer float.